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Title: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Jack Corbett on January 31, 2005, 12:43:02 AM
You can do more than one example.

Mine are:

- Godzilla VS Gojira (I've already put up a thread on this)

- Tyrannosaurus VS Spinosaurus (BOO! REMATCH!)

- Predator VS Alien (Alternatively, AVP. I have a kickass fight idea)

- Jar Jar Binks VS Darth Vader (Okay, not two monsters, but, c'mon, who wants to see it?

Just a few.

What are yours?

"Name's Ash. (Cocks shotgun) Housewares.)


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Lycurgus1985 on January 31, 2005, 01:23:14 AM
Not necessarily monsters but I'd love to see Ash go against Leatherface a bit (but not the TCM remake version, TCM2, or TCM4 version for the love of that is sacred!)



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Menard on January 31, 2005, 01:41:23 AM
We did in TCM3 get to see Peter (DAWN OF THE DEAD) take on Leatherface (in a way).



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 31, 2005, 02:29:22 AM
I guess I like to similar "types" face off:

Freddy vs. Pinhead
"Dead Alive" zombies vs. "Return of the Living Dead" zombies
Aliens vs. "Starship Troopers" Bugs
Jar Jar Binks vs. Dean Devlin (both are annoying, and sure signs of suckiness in films)
Leprechaun vs. Mini Me


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Menard on January 31, 2005, 03:08:27 AM
Scooby-Doo vs. Zoltan, Hound of Dracula ( :



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: dean on January 31, 2005, 07:02:08 AM

I like the Ash vs Leatherface idea, mainly since a chainsaw fight could be mighty fun to watch.

I also wouldn't mind seeing Jar Jar take on Darth Vader if not for the fact that it would be a slaughter, and a damn gratifying one at that.

Another one that I wouldn't mind is Predator vs Alien Vs Space Marine, the way AVP should have been done!!

Ah so many choices, so little sleep to think about them properly.



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Master Blaster on January 31, 2005, 09:28:05 AM
Robbie the Robot vs. Gort
Mothra vs. The Overfiend
The Blob vs. The Stuff
The Atomic Brain vs. Reanimator
Michael Myers vs. The Olsen Twins


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: saintmort on January 31, 2005, 09:34:08 AM
Leprechaun vs. Chucky


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 31, 2005, 09:36:47 AM
The Creeping Terror vs. The Closet Monster from "The Brain that Wouldn't Die"
Ghoulies vs. the Teletubbies


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Fearless Freep on January 31, 2005, 10:43:46 AM
"Aliens" vs the Pitch Black monsters



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Derf on January 31, 2005, 01:19:33 PM
How about the "Rodents of Unusual Size" from The Princess Bride vs. the Killer Shrews?



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: saintmort on January 31, 2005, 04:12:25 PM
Oh the R.U.S.'s I don't think they exist


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Derf on January 31, 2005, 04:50:40 PM
They don't exist? Inconceivable!


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Jack Corbett on January 31, 2005, 11:50:50 PM
Damn... some of these ideas are wild...
Hows this?

Itchy and Scratchy VS Tom and Jerry

Now THAT would be a fight.


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Flangepart on February 01, 2005, 11:13:20 AM
A very short fight, maby...still...

Jar Jar Vs. Vader...if JJ has a "Force luck" skill...how else could he have survived the last battle on Naboo?...ol Darth might take a while shoveing his light saber up JJ's ass!

The Giant Claw Vs. Mothra...assuming Mothra dosen't laugh herself to death first...



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Andrew on February 01, 2005, 12:12:23 PM
I would like to see a cyclops against Gwangi.  That would probably be a pretty interesting combat.

On the other hand, something like a sabertooth tiger against one of the raptors from "Jurassic Park" would be interesting.  Arghhh, I mean a Deinonychus against a sabertooth tiger.  I cannot bear to call it a raptor.



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Master Blaster on February 01, 2005, 12:35:13 PM
How about Jar Jar vs. Speedy Gonzales vs. Tonto vs. Long Duck Dong vs. the Iron Shiek vs. Pepe Le Pu

Whoever generates the most protest from the ethnic group their stereotyping wins.


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Flangepart on February 01, 2005, 05:56:06 PM
The TREMORS big three ( Grabboids, shriekers and assblasters ) Vs. Jurrassic park!



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 02, 2005, 01:21:25 AM
Flangepart, that idea with Tremors is BLOODY INGENIOUS! Keep up the work, everybody.


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Menard on February 02, 2005, 01:28:16 AM
Rather than the TREMORS monsters, how about having Bert Gummer clean up JURASSIC PARK.



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 02, 2005, 01:30:44 AM
I'm laughin REALLY hard at the moment... Maybe its Menard's comment or Return of the Living Dead.


By the way... Dawn of the Dead '04's Zombies, or Return of the Living Dead's zombies? Who would win?


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Menard on February 02, 2005, 01:35:19 AM
Considering that you cannot kill RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD zombies, I think they would have an edge.



Title: Re: Burt in Jurassic Park
Post by: Andrew on February 02, 2005, 01:44:26 AM
Now, that is pure genius.  I can just see him now, perched in a huge treetop stand.  Of course, with how loud Bert tends to be, he would attract every single carnivore within miles.

Maybe the movie could also have a huge, meat-eating Pleistocene mole - just to give Bert something to complain about.



Title: Re: Burt in Jurassic Park
Post by: Menard on February 02, 2005, 01:51:46 AM
Bert wouldn't be happy unless he attracted every creature around. Of course if he ran out of ammo, he could always fight hand-to-hand. One big advantage to being somewhere other than Perfection is that this time he can't blow up his own house (:



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 02, 2005, 02:29:14 AM
Hey, Guys, some of these ideas you have are pretty cool. Why don't you turn them into ideas for movies? Uh, you can go to my thread "Lets make up a Horror Flick!!! Part 2", and do it there, or start up a new thread, or...

heh heh heh...

Make your own movie.
Whaddya think?


Title: Super Combiner
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 02, 2005, 04:19:56 AM
Okaythis is a littel limited, but...

Okay, choose two monsters from the list below and make 'em fight. Have fun...

LIST:
Velociraptor
Spinosaurus
Tyrannosaurus
Deinonychus
Allosaurus
Ceratosaurus
Graboid
Shrieker
Zombie
Zombie (Return of the Living Dead)
Zombie (Dawn of the Dead '04)
King Kong
Godzilla
Gojira
Gamera
Jan de Bont (C'mon! Haven't you seen Speed 2? Twister? Lara Croft 2? I know where I stand.)

Go on mate, choose...


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Flangepart on February 02, 2005, 05:56:39 PM
Menard wrote:

> Rather than the TREMORS monsters, how about having Bert Gummer
> clean up JURASSIC PARK.
>

I LIKE it!
Burt would be the Velociraptors worst nightmare.
I can see his trophy room now....With a T-rex right next to the Grabboid head!
Hey, my friend Ray, whos also a Kaiju fan, got a 10 point buck a month ago, and he'll get the head back on his birthday...thats why this image is so cool.

O-key...i pick Shriker Vs. Velociraptor! Lots of run and gun!



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: jmdenn on February 02, 2005, 06:20:59 PM
the martians from mars attacks vs. the war of the worlds (george Pal version)martians vs the ID4 aliens vs. plan nine from outer space aliens

battle of the moronicly defeated would be invaders!!


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Mitch McAfee on February 02, 2005, 07:04:38 PM
A variation on Andrew's Harryhausen suggestion, I'd luv to see ..

the Cyclops vs the Ymir.

The Flying Monkeys (from Wizard of Oz) vs the Harpies (Jason & the Argonauts)

Cujo vs the 2 Headed Dog (clash of the titans)

The Deadly Mantis vs Mothra

The Monolith Monsters vs ... um... er... yeah ok it's a stupid suggestion


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: D Munger on February 02, 2005, 07:44:07 PM
Graboids vs. Shai Hullud (Tremors - Dune)
Godzilla and Gamera together against all of the latter's traditional enemies and most of the former's.
Aliens vs. Fithp (elephant like Centauri's from Niven-Pournell invasion novel "Footfall").
Kzinti vs. Klingons vs. Predators.
Terminator Hunter/Killers vs. Space Marines from Alien.
Q vs the Glis (godlike alien from weirdly dreamlike Van Vogt novel, "The Silke")


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: jmdenn on February 03, 2005, 10:36:53 AM
the peace keepers (farscape against the cylons ( the new BG version)

the borg against the replicators (stargate sg1)

blade vs. anna rice vampires

tetsuo (akira) vs godzilla

tetsuo (akira again) vs the surviving astronaut from kubrick's 2001


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Flangepart on February 03, 2005, 10:45:51 AM
D Munger wrote:

> Graboids vs. Shai Hullud (Tremors - Dune) < Hummm....problim with the size differance...unless the Grabboid got REALY big. >

> Godzilla and Gamera together against all of the latter's
> traditional enemies and most of the former's.
< I LIKE it! The entire planet might get trashed, but hey!...Gamera can trash the flying beasties, and G can b***h slap the rest. Rodan Vs. Gamera! Film at 11:00! >

> Kzinti vs. Klingons vs. Predators. < another keeper. Give the Klingons a tricorder, a disruptor, and a knife, and lets watch the fur and dredlocks fly! >


> Terminator Hunter/Killers vs. Space Marines from Alien. < Hummm...be about like fighting the humans from Skynet earth, woulden't  it? >

 Can't comment on the other examples...not familure with them, dude.



Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: jmdenn on February 03, 2005, 12:27:14 PM
one more the terminator vs. the major form ghost in the shell


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: Master Blaster on February 03, 2005, 02:30:27 PM
"tetsuo (akira again) vs the surviving astronaut from kubrick's 2001"

I was going to mention that same one.


Title: Re: Which monsters would you pit against eachother?
Post by: daveblackeye15 on February 03, 2005, 07:28:13 PM
Guilila (X from Outer Space) vs Gappa (Monster from a Prehistoric Planet) Two odd looking monsters battle it out to see which will win!

I'd like to see that and also the "Burt vs Jurassic Park" idea kicks ass.



Title: Make your ideas into movies
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 03, 2005, 11:53:11 PM
Cool ideas. Why not turn them into movies?

I have a thread called Lets make a Horror Flick!!! Part II on this site. You can turn them into movies there. Wanna go?


Title: Re: Make your ideas into movies
Post by: Menard on February 04, 2005, 01:22:18 AM
There's enough bad movies for us to discuss without us actually contributing to the pot.



Title: Re: Make your ideas into movies
Post by: Jack Corbett on February 04, 2005, 01:28:12 AM

No, make up your OWN. I've put a couple onto the thread.