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Scott wrote:

> (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/customed/00000019.gif) I don't mean to sound anal about the whole toilet paper thing,
> butt for me it's strictly..........over the top !
>
> (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/angry/00000034.gif) There is no other way.  
>
> (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/angry/00000031.gif)  The paper must dispense from the top !


Yes, for Scott the whole toilet paper issue is still very much alive.

He has declared that there shall be no end to this.

Let's face it, Scott has a particular interest in this issue being that he cannot walk down a grocery store isle, shopping for toilet paper, without seeing his name plastered on rolls of toilet paper.

Even though Scott has more sheets than your average roll, he still feels like the butt of everyone's jokes.

Even the mention of Scott supersize cannot alleviate that flushed feeling he gets when confronted with this very issue.

We must all band together to help Scott to put this behind him.

Go to your local store and protest the use of Scott's name on toilet paper.

Tell them that there are better places where Scott can go.

Like femine pads, for instance.

Scott could become the next Kotex.

Imagine the potential.

Rather than Kotex, women around the world can now have Scott between their legs.

This could be a new advertising slogan: Take Scott out from behind you, because a better place has been found for Scott

Won't you help?

Please begin by expressing your support for 'Scott between the legs' today.

Let Scott know that you are with him and will do everything you can to make this a reality.



Post Edited (08-30-05 22:32)

LOL!
Hilarious!

I actually attempted to bring the TP thread back from the dead once but it never really went on a roll like it initially did.

And Scott should check this out:
The Versatile Interactive Pan (or VIP for short) has been under development for a while now in the UK.

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1430000/images/_1433904_futuretoilet150.jpg)

Check it out here. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1433904.stm)

I wonder if it'll be able to detect if a person has too many bad movies in their diet.



Post Edited (08-31-05 06:55)

It seems like Scott really liked that thread, so I figured I would help him out in my own way. (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000029.gif)

I avoid the whole over/under tissue issue by putting the roll on the counter.  blessed are the peacemakers
-Ed

Ed wrote:

> I avoid the whole over/under tissue issue by putting the roll
> on the counter.  blessed are the peacemakers
> -Ed

Oh yeah? Which end of the roll do you place on the counter?

Same difference as the "over/under" thing.... (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000040.gif)

I could never place it on the counter....bathroom countertops & sink areas are filthy with germs.
I wouldn't be able to get that out of my head if I put it on the counter.

ASHTHECAT wrote:

> I could never place it on the counter....bathroom countertops & sink areas are filthy with germs.
> I wouldn't be able to get that out of my head if I put it on the counter.


Now that is truly......anal (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif)

I'd best stop before I crack up (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000001.gif)



Post Edited (08-31-05 02:19)

Menard wrote:

> Now that is truly......anal

> I'd best stop before I crack up


Oh God.....That is so bad!
LOL!
I'm laughing so hard I need tissue



Post Edited (08-31-05 03:28)

Bloody hell!  I knew it was a bad idea mentioning these old posts... I really shouldn't have brought it all up...

We've created a monster!


Sometimes I worry about you guys... No wonder there was a topic about men's cologne; with all your extensive research into the toilet paper industry you guys must be giving off quite the stench.

I also came across this which might add a bit of perspective on the topic:

When you know you're in trouble (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/toiletpaper_copy1-jpg.html)

or

How desperate are you? (http://www.afunworld.com/crazy-pictures/picture-757.htm)

Oh yeah.....cheese grater asswipe!

"I could never place it on the counter....bathroom countertops & sink areas are filthy with germs."

Well, it's not like your ass doesn't have germs too. Sure, I wouldn't want to get crap on germ infested toilet paper. Here's something for ya...wash the damn countertop once in awhile.

Now, back to the topic at hand...

I propose that we go further with this idea. Scott has his name on numerous things if you walk around the store and look. Perhaps, we could rally to also have them put his picture on all the products too. Then, along with his picture, you could have an advertising campaign that would say something like: "This product endorsed by Bill Gates look-alike".
Some other advertising ideas:
Print his picture on every sheet and use slogans such as...
Scott tissues: "Blow your nose on Scott" or "If it's snot you got, blow it on Scott"
Scott toilet paper: "Wipe your ass with Scott" or "Scott says: nice ass, baby"

I could continue this but I don't want to take the chance that Bill Gates cuts me out of his will because I was mean to him.

Guys.....Can you imagine unloading a bowl full of diarrhea after a long night of drinking into that sci-fi (VIP) toilet and then getting a tall 16 oz. box of "Shredded Wheat & Bran"  or "special toast" in the mail a few days later?

LOL!!



Post Edited (08-31-05 10:07)

What a malodorous subject!   (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck28.gif)

trek_geezer wrote:

> What a malodorous subject!   (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck28.gif)


Now that's a gas (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000021.gif)

......



Post Edited (08-31-05 21:16)

Hey guys maybe we should stop picking on Scott but on second thought I think he can roll with the punches(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000048.gif)

-------------------------------------------------
Most of all I hate dancing then work, exercise, people,stupid people

(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/speechless/00000015.gif)

As head of the Scott Company I will recycle all of the used bathroom tissue and pass the saving onto you the consumer, butt then again that's just me.



Post Edited (08-31-05 21:12)

Butt won't that wipe out the competition? (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb048.gif)

No, compitition is healthy (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/sport/00000010.gif) and can create bigger markets. Our company goal is to have our recycled TP in every household. We need alternative brands for comparison. We want Toilet Paper on everyones mind.



Post Edited (09-01-05 05:22)

Scott wrote:

>  We want Toilet Paper on everyones mind.


Shouldn't that be: We want Toilet Paper on everyone's hind? (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000027.gif)

Hmm... now that Toilet Paper is on my mind [or is it hind?] I recently came across a nice cubicle quote written on one of the cubicles at uni.  I was in the creative arts department [I think] at the time, so it's no wonder this is a poem:

Here I sit
Broken Hearted
Came to s**t
Only Farted


My oh my, the words of a modern poet can be very emotional... it is truly a tale of woe and despair.  What a poor fellow he must have been.

Well, now that we are on the subject of bathroom/cubicle quotes, there was a sign placed in the bathroom of a business which read:

My aim is to keep this bathroom clean
Your aim will help

Here's one for ya:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be sweetie
And wipe the seatie     (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/291.gif)

trek_geezer wrote:

> Here's one for ya:
>
> If you sprinkle
> When you tinkle
> Be sweetie
> And wipe the seatie    
> (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/291.gif)
>

My aunt has that one at her place, so whenever I think of it, I always think of that place as it used to be [before renovations]

Damn toilet quote giving me memories! How dare it!!

Also saw this one, though it's not as good as that poem:

'There is nothing more important than a good dump.'

I have to say, he makes a valid point, I guess.