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Title: The Bibleman Family Cruise! Post by: The Bard on December 29, 2001, 03:10:01 AM http://www.allchristiancruises.com/Bibleman.htm
I don't know what part of the advertisment entices me more, "... offering his time to talk face to face with the kids for an uplifting "rap with Bibleman" session." Or "Coketail Party" for the teens in which we will have a D.J. play only the best in Christian Contemporary music The best in Christian Contemporary music? Maybe an oxymoron? The only christian contemporary music I've ever heard is from Kathie Lee's CD's. Although the most confusing part about Bibleman is that I've seen a Black Bible Man for sale in the Wal-Mart and a christian contemporary store, They had a big full sized stand up cardboard cutout of Bible Man outside the store I think I want to go on the cruise just to find out about making Zapped! Title: Re: The Bibleman Family Cruise! Post by: Squishy on December 29, 2001, 03:54:52 AM Ugh. Awk. Ah-ack. Oh, I'm going to sick...again.
"Coketail" party? That's just too easy. Make your own joke, be it a cocaine gag, a "Tailhook" reference, or just riff on the whole concept of "pretend drinking." ("Look, Daddy! I'm likkered-up drunk, just like you! Where's tha' b***h wi' my dinner!?") "Veggie Tales Pizza Party?!?" All-meat pizzas, I assume? Otherwise, will it be like this? "Save me! The heathens are cutting me up and eating meeeeeeee!!" "Rap with Bibleman?!?" Did Reverend Lovejoy write this spunk? Title: Re: The Bibleman Family Cruise! Post by: C. Hill on December 29, 2001, 11:15:18 AM Blasphemy! That pizza represents the body of Christ, and the coketail party represesnts the creator's of Bibleman's obvious love of heavy narcotics, the use of which most likely lead to the creation of Bibleman himself. Laugh all you want now because I know tomorrow you'll be kicking yourself for not seizing the opportunity to rap with Bibleman.
Title: Re: The Bibleman Family Cruise! Bermuda triangle, anyone? Post by: Flangepart on December 29, 2001, 01:05:04 PM Man.....ya know, when ya' Take the Son of God seriously....this stuff don't make me wanna watch! Except as!.....welllll....my DVD of "Wild world of Batwoman" came with a static sticky of Joel and the bots, that ya' can put on your T.V. screen...he he he. Oh...lord. "Bibleman?" I'm sorry, my brain feels like an overripe loadpan.....For the new year, i promis to buy myself "Egahh!". Ah...i feel better already!
Title: Re: The Bibleman Family Cruise! Post by: Ringneck on January 03, 2002, 11:17:20 AM Bard
The Bibleman cruise is far more humorous than you think, as if I'm not mistaken the actor who played the middle son on 8 Is Enough and Scott Baios buddy on Charles in Charge plays a character called bible man(look under the IMDB, thats where I found this)! BradLaGrangeThe Bard wrote: > > http://www.allchristiancruises.com/Bibleman.htm > > I don't know what part of the advertisment entices me more, > "... offering his time to talk face to face with the kids for > an uplifting "rap with Bibleman" session." Or "Coketail > Party" for the teens in which we will have a D.J. play only > the best in Christian Contemporary music > > The best in Christian Contemporary music? Maybe an oxymoron? > The only christian contemporary music I've ever heard is from > Kathie Lee's CD's. > > > Although the most confusing part about Bibleman is that I've > seen a Black Bible Man for sale in the Wal-Mart and a > christian contemporary store, They had a big full sized stand > up cardboard cutout of Bible Man outside the store > > I think I want to go on the cruise just to find out about > making Zapped! |