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Title: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: trekgeezer on November 15, 2005, 09:01:45 AM
Take the quiz (http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=92013).

I haven't taken it yet, but will post my results when I do.



Post Edited (11-15-05 08:02)


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Mr. Hockstatter on November 15, 2005, 09:34:08 AM
I'm Batman.

Close second was James Bond, then Lara Croft.  Lara Croft?  Am I that lacking in personality?  Now I'm sad.


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: trekgeezer on November 15, 2005, 09:34:56 AM
Batman, the Dark Knight    83%

Neo, the "One"                     75%

James Bond, Agent 007        63%

Lara Croft                                    63%

The Amazing Spider-Man    54%

Captain Jack Sparrow       50%

Maximus                                      50%

William Wallace                        46%

Indiana Jones                       46%

The Terminator                         33%

El Zorro                                    33%


Boy, I don't think I would look very good in the Lara Croft outfit.



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Neon Noodle on November 15, 2005, 09:52:47 AM
You scored as Neo, the "One".  
 
Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
 
Neo, the "One"  83%
James Bond, Agent 007  67%
Maximus   67%
Lara Croft  67%
The Terminator  67%
Captain Jack Sparrow  50%
Indiana Jones 33%
The Amazing Spider-Man 25%
El Zorro 17%
William Wallace 17%
Batman, the Dark Knight 17%

Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on November 15, 2005, 10:27:14 AM
As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight
   
   100%

Neo, the "One"
   
   96%

The Terminator
   
   83%

James Bond, Agent 007
   
   83%

Maximus
   
   79%

Lara Croft
   
   75%

Captain Jack Sparrow
   
   71%

The Amazing Spider-Man
   
   71%

Indiana Jones
   
   71%

William Wallace
   
   63%

El Zorro
   
   54%



Well, I was close to being Neo.....



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: ulthar on November 15, 2005, 10:30:18 AM
You scored as Maximus.     

After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus   79%

William Wallace 67%

Neo, the "One"    63%

Captain Jack Sparrow    58%

The Amazing Spider-Man    58%

Batman, the Dark Knight 58%

Indiana Jones    54%

Lara Croft    50%

The Terminator    33%

El Zorro    21%

James Bond, Agent 007    17%



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Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Dr. Whom on November 15, 2005, 11:05:16 AM
I'm Batman as well, must be the cool car and the hide-out.


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Mofo Rising on November 15, 2005, 11:25:36 AM
The Amazing Spider-Man 67% - That's D-level superheroing right there.

Of course, next place was a toss up between Lara Croft and Neo.  I insisted on not wearing black leather, trenchcoats or sunglasses.  Of course, I also insisted against spandex, so I don't know what happened.


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Georgie Boy on November 15, 2005, 11:56:29 AM
Duh, duh, duh, duh.  Duh, duh, duh!!!!!!

You scored as Indiana Jones.  
 
Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.
 
Indiana Jones                        63%
Maximus                                   54%
James Bond, Agent 007     54%
The Terminator                     54%
Batman, the Dark Knight     54%
Lara Croft                                 54%
Captain Jack Sparrow        50%
The Amazing Spider-Man 50%
William Wallace                    50%
Neo, the "One"                      46%
El Zorro                                    29%


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 15, 2005, 12:24:38 PM
I scored as Lara Croft #1 and James Bond #2.  I'm starting to question my sexual orientation . . .



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on November 15, 2005, 12:52:43 PM
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
 
Batman, the Dark Knight  75%

Captain Jack Sparrow 67%

James Bond, Agent 007 63%

The Terminator 63%
 
Indiana Jones 63%

Lara Croft 63%
 
Neo, the "One"46%

The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

Maximus 46%
 
William Wallace 29%
 
El Zorro 25%

-------------------------------------------------
Most of all I hate dancing then work, exercise, people,stupid people


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: odinn7 on November 15, 2005, 01:23:48 PM
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Unfortunately, I'm too stupid to make the other results show up.



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Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: trekgeezer on November 15, 2005, 01:28:34 PM
Hey odinn where you been hiding?



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: odinn7 on November 15, 2005, 01:31:03 PM
I've been around but just haven't posted. I read the board every day without fail, sometimes a few times a day. Yes, I have no life.



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Derf on November 15, 2005, 01:36:05 PM
Okay,

I'm Batman, too. It would seem there are a few loners on this board.


Batman, the Dark Knight   88%   
Neo, the "One   71%   
Lara Croft   63%   
William Wallace   58%   
Maximus   58%   
Captain Jack Sparrow   50%   
Indiana Jones   50%   
The Amazing Spider-Man   50%   
The Terminator   50%   
James Bond, Agent 007   50%   
El Zorro    29%

While I admit to the beginnings of old man boobs, I don't think I'll ever match Lara. And sorry, but I can't bend over backwards like Neo. I do look good in a kilt, however (I was part of a Scottish wedding party once). Half Jack Sparrow, half Indiana Jones would make an interesting combination, as would half Spiderman, half Terminator (The Amazing Spider Terminator, pest control specialist?).



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: odinn7 on November 15, 2005, 01:47:37 PM
The Burgomaster wrote:

> I scored as Lara Croft #1

I would so do you.  (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000016.gif)



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Scottie on November 15, 2005, 01:53:39 PM
James Bond all the way. 88% I think it had something to do with my taste in clothing, style, and women. I also have slightly relaxed morals, am a little corrupt, and love to travel. I also like to work while drinking heavily, and Bond surely does that. Even the picture they show of Bond has him with a martini in his hand. It's all me--

(http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/572/jamesbondcopy8pk.jpg)



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: raj on November 15, 2005, 02:22:45 PM
I am Spiderman:
The Amazing Spider-Man 75%
Batman, the Dark Knight   58%
Neo, the "One"   50%
The Terminator   50%
Indiana Jones   50%
Captain Jack Sparrow   46%
Lara Croft 46%
Maximus   46%
William Wallace   42%
James Bond, Agent 007   33%
El Zorro 21%

But I don't like spandex either.  Webswinging would be real cool though.


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on November 15, 2005, 02:53:07 PM

You are Captain Jack Sparrow- I'm ALMOST flattered.  

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
 
Captain Jack Sparrow
 
 75%
Indiana Jones
 
 71%
Batman, the Dark Knight
 
 67%
James Bond, Agent 007
 
 63%
Neo, the "One"
 
 58%
The Terminator
 
 54%
Lara Croft
 
 50%
The Amazing Spider-Man
 
 50%
William Wallace
 
 50%
Maximus
 
 46%
El Zorro
 
 42%
 
-Ed


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: dean on November 15, 2005, 07:19:22 PM

You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man.  

-Cool, since he is my favourite super-hero, though I have to say that I also didn't answer in the positive for the spandex, though I guess you just have to accentuate your positive features so I guess it's ok  :-P


After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.
 
The Amazing Spider-Man
 79%

James Bond, Agent 007
 75%

Batman, the Dark Knight
 75%

Neo, the "One"
 71%

Indiana Jones
 67%

Lara Croft
 63%

Captain Jack Sparrow
 63%

Maximus
 63%

The Terminator
 63%

William Wallace
 58%

El Zorro
 50%



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: dean on November 15, 2005, 07:25:37 PM
Neon Noodle wrote:

> You scored as Neo, the "One".  

Neo Noodle!!!
 
Neo Noodle is the computer hacker-turned-Pasta Chef of the Matrix. He leads a small group of Italian cooks against pre-packaged pasta. Neo Noodle doubts his ability to create the ultimate pasta sauce, but doesn't want to disappoint his hungry friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the taste of fresh pasta and are free from the bonds of fast food consumerism.

 
> Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like
> a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.
>

What tattoo do you have?  Please don't say a white rabbit... it just doesn't fit the image of 'Neo Noodle!'



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Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: 2xSlick on November 15, 2005, 08:49:07 PM
Wow, didn't even top 70% on anything.
Probably because of my refusal to wear spandex, leather, or a utility belt/gadgets.
Maximus does rock though.
Maximus                                               67%

Indiana Jones                                      58%

The Terminator                                  50%

The Amazing Spider-Man             46%

William Wallace                                  46%

Lara Croft                                                38%

James Bond, Agent 007                    38%

Captain Jack Sparrow                         33%

Neo, the "One"                                       33%

El Zorro                                                       29%

Batman, the Dark Knight                      25%



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Ash on November 15, 2005, 09:04:26 PM
92% for Indiana Jones
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4008/1130267983indy1nx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Maximus
  71%

James Bond, Agent 007
63%

William Wallace
58%

Lara Croft
50%

Neo, the "One"
46%

The Terminator
38%

Captain Jack Sparrow
38%

El Zorro
33%

Batman, the Dark Knight
33%

The Amazing Spider-Man
0%



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Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Neon Noodle on November 15, 2005, 10:24:28 PM
>Neo Noodle!!!

>Neo Noodle is the computer hacker-turned-Pasta Chef of the Matrix. He leads a >small group of Italian cooks against pre-packaged pasta. Neo Noodle doubts >his ability to create the ultimate pasta sauce, but doesn't want to disappoint his >hungry friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the taste of fresh pasta >and are free from the bonds of fast food consumerism.


> Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like
> a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.
>

>What tattoo do you have? Please don't say a white rabbit... it just doesn't fit the >image of 'Neo Noodle!'


This is it: I got it in July of '04, it's my name, my wife's name and my daughter's name in Katakana with our birthdays interwoven, which I designed myself:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/753409/MatrixTat.JPG)



Post Edited (11-15-05 21:27)


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: daveblackeye15 on November 15, 2005, 10:37:51 PM
Yeah I'm Indiana Jones!

If not Jones then I was hoping to be either Batman or Spider-Man.



Title: and the winner is
Post by: Dr. Whom on November 16, 2005, 06:40:41 AM
Batman! We tend to be misunderstood loners who hang out in caves filled with technology. Why does this not surprise me?

 The score so far is

Batman: 7
Indiana Jones 4
Spiderman 3
Neo/Maximus/Lara Croft/James Bond/Jack Sparrow:1


Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: ulthar on November 16, 2005, 11:07:35 AM
AlexB wrote:

>
> Neo/Maximus/Lara Croft/James Bond/Jack Sparrow:1

That cannot be right.  I got Maximus, someone else got Neo and someone else got Jack Sparrow, etc.  Unless you meant ONE EACH.

I don't even know why Lara Croft is on this list ...



Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Scott on November 16, 2005, 02:57:45 PM
Mine came down to a tie-breaker between Spiderman and James Bond The tie breaker question gave Spiderman the nod, but I don't really like Spiderman that much. Must admit that I haven't seen the latest Spiderman films. I would have wanted to be Captain Kirk.

The Amazing Spider-Man
 71%

James Bond, Agent 007
 71%

Lara Croft
63%

El Zorro
63%

Neo, the "One"
58%

Indiana Jones
58%

Maximus
58%

William Wallace
54%

Batman, the Dark Knight
54%

Captain Jack Sparrow
42%

The Terminator
33%

Well, I guess since anyone can make up their own test. The results are sketchy at best. Out of the list I would have picked them like this if I had the choice.

1) Indiana Jones
2) James Bond
3) Zorro
4) Captain Jack Sparrow
5) Neo
6) Lara Croft (well maybe in another life)
7) Batman
8) The Terminator (he's a robot, how can he be a hero?)
9) Maximus (not even sure who this one is)
10) William Wallace (who is this one?)


Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Scottie on November 16, 2005, 03:07:59 PM
William Wallace was the Scottish revolutionary from Braveheart, played by Mel Gibson.

And nobody wants to be him. I mean, he dies. James Bond doesn't die. Neither does any real~ hero.



Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Scott on November 16, 2005, 03:23:10 PM
William Wallace. Ok, the real life William Wallace. Thanks for the info Scottie. I guess the sky is the limit for hero's. Why such a short list?

Naturally I'd pick ,

Alexander the Great
Napoleon
Theodoric: King of the Ostrogoths
Hannibal
Genghis Khan,
Attila the Hun
Pancho Villa
Zapata
Theodore Roosevelt


Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Scottie on November 16, 2005, 05:57:22 PM
Funny list-  I think it's especially funny you picked Theodoric, King of the Ostrogoths. I did a lengthy assignment on his life in one of my history classes and concluded that what makes him 'great' is that he worked to stabilize a partially nomadic and barbaric tribe and create an organized society that his people would respect. If we're going down that alley, I'd like to nominate these to the hero list:

Charlemenge
Vladimir Lenin
Winston Churchill
Moses
Ronald Reagan



Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Scott on November 16, 2005, 10:32:50 PM
Charlemagne is a good one no doubt and of course Ronald Reagan is a modern favorite. My last name is a variation of Theodoric who is (or was) a Germanic hero as you mentioned, so I've read alot of his history about 8 years ago. It seems that people back 500 years ago liked to name themselves after heros.

Good subject and would make for a great film as Theoderic beheads Odoacer in the persuit of Germanic civilization. Ever see the tomb of Theodoric? It's a strange structure.

Theoderic the Greats Tomb (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RavennaMausoleum.jpg)

Theod
Diet
Tiet



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Title: Re: and the winner is
Post by: Just Plain Horse on November 19, 2005, 10:41:41 AM
None of the above. Heroes suck. I have more respect for villians, but they aren't that great, either. Batman is basically a rich, glorified vigilante, and they aren't heroes. Most heroes are sullenly stupid and desperatly lonely. Sorry if I smashed some perconceived notions...



Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: Shadowphile on November 19, 2005, 03:53:52 PM
As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

I had a tie but I preferred the Hideout to the Tight Uniform.

Lara Croft 79%

Batman, the Dark Knight 79% + Tie Breaker
 
William Wallace 67%
 
The Terminator 67%
 
Maximus  67%
   
The Amazing Spider-Man 63%
 
Captain Jack Sparrow 63%
 
El Zorro 58%
 
James Bond, Agent 007 50%
 
Neo, the "One" 46%
 
Indiana Jones  25%

I was hoping for Wolverine.....


Title: Re: Which action hero would you be?
Post by: daveblackeye15 on November 19, 2005, 04:03:35 PM
Why isn't Conan the Barbarian on that list?

The movie version is pretty cool but I'd prefer the grim, panther-like, bad ass Conan of the Robert E. Howard stories.