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After years of people telling me, now I finally know.
Face Analyzer (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0..=EN)

According to the site, which analyzes a picture of your face that you upload...I most resemble Jennifer Lopez 70%. (But don't be fooled by the rocks that I got). Second were Halle Berry and then Greta Garbo. lol  Well i guess i can't complain. It shows men and women for results,  this site is so much fun! Keep in mind it depends on the pic. The second time around my top result was Christina Aguilera, Sandra Bullock and..how the hell did sigourney weaver get in there??

Check it out, and who do you look like?



Post Edited (11-27-05 15:47)

From the photo I have up on the Frappr (http://www.frappr.com/badmovies), the most likely candidate (70%) was Colin Farrell.  I guess it's in the eyebrows.

Coincidence they give you the best looking person first?  Who knows?  Fourth place was Demi Moore (!).  Sixth place was Shoka Asahara, the leader of the Aum Shinrikyo cult, who you may remember unleashed Sarin gas in the Tokyo subway system a few years back.

I was hoping for the Rondo Hatton (http://www.robert-a-burns.com/CREEPERS.HTML) name check, but what are you going to do?

It said my number one match was John Lennon and gave this picture of him:
(http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/160/t6603961288uy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Weird...
Everybody always tells me that I look like Tom Hanks in the face.
I've had total strangers tell me that.

I never in a million years thought I resembled John Lennon.



Post Edited (11-27-05 04:27)

Now - it doesn't always show the pretty pics first. I uploaded a pic of my grandma and the first one to come up was David Carradine

I ran different pics through the generator to find common results, and noticed that if you look at different pics of yourself and all the results that sometimes a few of the same celebs will come up. So maybe THAT is the person you most look like. I had gillian anderson twice and i've had someone tell me in person i look like her. Ugh


So now you never have to wonder what I look like. here it is!

(http://[IMG]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/myface.jpg)[/img]

hehe



Post Edited (11-26-05 23:02)

When I was younger, some people would tell me I looked like Robbie Benson. As I got older, I have been told that I bear a resemblance to Paul Benedict who played Bentley on TV's The Jeffersons. I would prefer to be younger again.

I have been told on several occasions that I look like a mortician, even once while photographing a wedding, by the mother of the bride; much to the embarrassment of the bride. I wonder if there is a standard look for morticians?

Apparently I only look like Cristiano Ronaldo.....

I have no clue who he is.

There are no other results, just him.  He looks like a boxer.  I'll have to google him.

So apparently I look like someone who isn't very famous at all.

Isn't he a soccer player?

Skai, are you sure? Weird, the program usually has multiple results if you press the right arrow underneath the pictures. Try uploading another pic of yourself.

I hoping to get Bruce Campbell or Bruce Lee.

Or maybe Bruce the Jaws shark.

Nearly anyone named Bruce would be a cool person to resemble.

Hmm, people I look like...

Jess tells me often I could be potentially a dead ringer for "Where's Wally" and as such if I can manage it, will one day dress as my infamous other next costume party I'm at.  I think it's the glasses... or at least hope.  Maybe if they decide to go live action 'Where's Wally Movie', I could have a part...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Wally1.jpg)

Her sister calls me Ned Flanders, though I have no idea why [again maybe the glasses???  I so hope that's it...] and I've also been compared to Harry Potter, though another friend of mine could practically be a stand in for Daniel Radcliffe, so he takes that one.

As for this program, I tried it on a crappy photo that wasn't lit properly and I didn't come up with any matches, even when I did it 'manually.'  The man with no face as it were...

The second time I tried it I was told I looked like Eminem [56% match] Hugo Weaving + Jim Morrison [to a 55% match]  Sebastian Loeb [53%] and then Pele [52%] Though he is black, I guess we have a 52% kindred spirit thing going on which is nice [Pele rocks!]

First female was a 48% match and was Christina Ricci.  


My favourite out of that list was Boris Karloff at 44%, and it came up with a picture of Frankenstien.  What a self esteem booster!   :-P

I tried Jess's picture out, and her best match was Julie Andrews at 63% but out of the top 4 I think she looks most like, in terms of facial structure, Hillary Duff at 61%, even though she's not blonde.

On another note, it also came up with the ex-President of Indonesia, Megawati Sukarnoputri, which is scary in one way, but interesting since Jess is half Malaysian [and Indonesia and Malaysia are pretty close] so I guess this thing works somewhat...



Post Edited (11-27-05 01:29)

Menard wrote:

> I have been told on several occasions that I look like a
> mortician, I wonder if there is a standard look for morticians?
>

I dunno what a mortician looks like, but I know what a bank man smells like; they smell like Aramis.

But I digress.

When I was younger, people used to tell me I looked like Wally Cox, but I never found out who that is. I even looked it up on the web a few years ago, & apparently he was some kind of actor or something, but I still don't know who he is.

Anyhoo, I tried uploading my pic from the Frappr. 'Round that time, folks were telling me I looked like Jack Nicholson. But the face reader said that it was too blury, so I found some more pics of myself, but it said they were too small.

Hmm.... Apparently I'm not quite as narcissistic & conceited as I was hoping.

I finally managed to find two pics o' me that were big enough: One said I look like Gerard DePardue, and the other said I look like Danny DeVito.

I learned two things from this experience; I'm one ugly little b*****d, and I really need to work on being more egotistical.

I don't keep a digital picture of me, so I can't play that game, but if you could picture a Vincent D'Onofrio with thinning hair and spectacles, that would be me.

Ok, in one pic I looked like Sean Connery (68%), Rajiv Gandhi (66%) ???? and Karel Gott (65%).
In anouther pic Mel Gibson (59%), Charles Manson (51%), and Anton Dvorak (44%)

I have had outher people say I look like a mix between Collin Farrel, and Vinn Diesel. Must be the shaved head.

I don't have a picture on my computer anymore - however, I've had a lot of people tell me I looked like Janeane Garofalo with lighter hair.  Once upon a time.  The only resemblance I personally see is that we're both short and mean.  :)

I don't think I look like anyone even remotely famous, but apparently look like a lot of people's "cousin".

Susan,

You are correct.  I didn't see that arrow there last night.

Aparrently I also look like M. Night, Tom Cruise, Axl Rose (wtf?), Demi Moore, and William Faulkner.

So out of all of those, only one is considered "good looking" and he's insane.  

Oh well.

Can't get the face recognition page to load properly, not with any of the browsers on my comp...

How is this suppose to take because I had it going for about 8 minutes of it loading. Okay I did use a picture that had me and a friend in it, I wondered what it would do. The interent kicked me off before it finished. I'll try again later.

Nope.. not workin' tonight, at least.  I tried four browsers, and let the window hang for 15+ minutes while I listened to various Southern Culture on the Skids songs, ate ice cream, and read part of the original Temple of Elemental Evil AD&D adventure.  Nothing came up.  I think it was just stunned by my looks.   :/

Susan:  I've asked this before.  How do you come up with the weird-ass sites like this?

Thanks for telling me Zapranoth. You just saved me about an hour's worth of computer time.

HAHAHA. Sorry for the caps but man, this program is hilarious.
Cropped this pic of me in a wetsuit.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/slickbob/face1.jpg)
And it spat out all of these guys and gals. In order:
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/01/29/T6818_96_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/04/20/T5104_128_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/00/01/T7565_96_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/16/14/T9128_96_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/10/18/T8357_96_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/03/27/T1329_99_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/09/12/T11637_128_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/16/08/T3790_96_128.JPG)
(http://www.myheritage.com/Faces/Thumbnails/15/04/T8498_96_128.JPG)
Johnathon Edwards was 61%. Rommel and Brando tied at 45%. Best program ever!

Haben Sie irgendwelche Ordnungen, Herr Rommell?

Now I'm on a searching-for-weird-web-pages-at-10:30-before-a-workday kick.  Damn it.  Damn it!

So here's what this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php) page can do with typed text.

Original text:

"So when are you going to upload your picture, Susan?"

At 20% leetness, you get

"S0 wh3n 4r3 y0u g01ng t0 upl04d y0ur p1ctur3, Sus4n?"

At "50% leetness" you get

"$0 wh3n 4r3 ¥0µ 901n9 70 µp£04Ð ¥0µr p1(7µr3, $µ$4n?"

and of course the real payoff is at 100% leetness:

"$0 \/\/|-|3|\| 4®3 ¥0µ 901|\|9 70 µp£04Ð ¥0µ® p1(7µ®3, $µ$4|\|?"



Post Edited (11-28-05 00:36)

You like that one...try this:

THE DIALECTIZER (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)

I think it was Susan who originally posted The Dialectizer over a year ago.
It's fun!  :)

Zap,

Southern Culture On The Skids = Fantastic Live

I tried it with my band's "official" photo-- I think the results (http://www.demonsofstupidity.net/images/9.jpg) speak for themselves (I'm Garbo). I also tried it with a solo picture of myself, which it decided was Salma Hayek (or, adjusted for gender, Neil Gaiman).

The most frequent comparisons I get from people are John Lennon, Weird Al, and a leprechaun; on the less flattering end, I've also gotten Napoleon Dynamite and Yahoo Serious. Oh, and Phish's Trey Anastasio, which led to some hilarious situations when I worked as a postcard vendor at their last festival.



Post Edited (11-28-05 19:10)

Since i'm the queen of useless websites...here's another

MAKE YOUR OWN SIGN (http://www.customesigngenerator.com)

Not sure what possible use you could have out of it

Example (http://www.customsigngenerator.com/goldenarch.asp?text2=McBadmovies&text=Over+4+Million+Disturbed)



Post Edited (11-28-05 20:51)

Ok, I just did the face recognition and I won't bother with all of them because as far as I'm concerned, I don't look like any that they listed except for possibly Wilbur Wright. However, sit down everyone because this is quite funny...I am a 58% match with good old Chuckie Manson...no *poop*, that's what it told me. I really think this is amusing, especially since in the Frappr post, I had made the comment that many people liken me to a serial killer.
My poor daughter...

Hey.  

At least the teenage boys will stay the hell away when she's 14.

:)

I didn't use the face analyzer, but I look like a mixture of Michael Chiklis, a chubby Bruce Willis, and Curly from the 3 Stooges.