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Are there really 50 lurkers out there trolling our board, or is that just some weirdness that hasn't been worked out.

I was thinking the same thing. I kind of like being able to see who's on but at the same time, seeing all those "guests" makes me feel like I'm being watched. Who are all these people? Is it a government conspiracy? Are they aliens looking to get us?

Probably of a combination of things.  Some are probably lurkers (or casual browsers), some regulars who not reset their cookies yet (log off, log back on) per Andrew's suggestion and some may be regulars/others who just don't allow cookies in their browser.

The Net's a big place.  It would not surprise me if we did have that many or more casual browsers at any given time.  This site is well established.

ulthar Wrote:
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> The Net's a big place.  It would not surprise me
> if we did have that many or more casual browsers
> at any given time.  

Stop it. You're scaring me.

odinn7 Wrote:
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> Stop it. You're scaring me.
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Or maybe we just get counted more than once?  You know, cuz we're so important and we post a lot.

:)

ulthar Wrote:
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> > Stop it. You're scaring me.
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> Or maybe we just get counted more than once?  You
> know, cuz we're so important and we post a lot.

Oh yeah, I hear ya. We post alot so therefore we ARE important. Excuse me while I pound on my chest....

It is kind of strange to see so many "guests" listed.

We're currently at 75 guests

No, there really have been that many guests.  As I am looking at it, we have 64 guests right now.

In general, the system checks the stats for users every 60 seconds.  It then updates the listing.  I believe that guests are counted immediately, because of the way the system works.  It keeps track of guests by IP address, so the number is the number of unique I addresses that have looked the message board in the last few.

Now, search engines, worm programs, and spamming software will also affect the count.

The system counts a user as "logged off" if they have not done anything in 15 minutes.

The site sees around, if I remember correctly, 350,000 visitors per month.  That means about 11,000 people per day, who look at, on the average, something like 6 to 8 pages each.  The guests count is probably correct.  I should check the stats and see if that still holds true.

I can turn off the guest count, without affecting the tracking of everyone who is logged in, if it is annoying.

It is a little strange to see people just looking at what we say to each other. I think if they are going to poke in, they should say howdy or something. It feels a little like some strangers looking in your window. I may still be new to this board, but I like it here so I try to be sociable. Just my thoughts on the subject.

We've got 80 guests right now...I think they're spies from other movie boards trying to see all our secrets.


"I can turn off the guest count, without affecting the tracking of everyone who is logged in, if it is annoying."

Doesn't really bother me though it is interesting to see those numbers.

Not annoying Andrew.  I think it's kind of neat.  Sort of like we're all the cool kids and the guests are hanger oners who want to join in the cool group.  (At least, that is how I'm going to interpret it.)

It's a neat feature. Never realised though Andrew once mentioned the mega amount of visitors to his site in the past. Welcome guest...........................................

I've said this before [but the post dissappeared, 'guest' conspiracy anyone?]

But, they're out there, watching me, I can feel their eyes, staring at me, JUDGING ME!!!!!!  I NOW KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!!!!!!!

[grabs shotgun and rocks erratically on chair whilst eyeballing computer screen]

I think we all lurked on this site for a while before finally summoning the courage to make a post. Even Andrew must have lurked... somehow.

Anyways, the moral is that these people are not a threat, but that each one of them is instead a potential bad movie lover who may one day become an active contributor to this super awesome message board. I enjoy being able to see how many people are interested in seeing what we are talking about, because I know someone out there is going to reference something they saw on this site at some point in their life, and when that day happens, they just might come back and thank us all with a million dollars. The Guest featurette is quite nice.

I'm serious though, this message board totally rocks socks with boxes of lox. [emotion] I get so much out of talking to all of you. I'd like to thank each and every one of you for continuing to make bad movies enjoyable into my fifth year of consciously watching them, and just for keeping cinema alive in general. Thanks guys! [/emotion]

Thank you Andrew.

ThadC Wrote:
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> It feels a little like some strangers
> looking in your window.

Yeah, it kinda does.  
But I think it's kind of fascinating and I like it.
Can you imagine the conversations that we'd have if they all joined up as members?
It is a little shocking to realize that they've all been watching for a long, long time and none of us except Andrew knew.

We were all totally oblivious.

It's like we all sat in a giant room talking for years with the shades drawn and now they've suddenly been opened.
We look out and see strange faces peering in at us through those windows Thad mentioned.

I personally cannot and probably will never understand the mindset of one who just watches rather than participates.
You all know me.  Can you imagine me just sitting back and watching all the time?  
Not a chance!

But I do understand that there are a lot of people who prefer to just watch and that's cool.
Whatever works for them.

Ash wrote:

"But I think it's kind of fascinating and I like it."



Ash likes it when people watch.........




Anyway, I was a lurker on here for a couple of months before ever making a post.  At the time, I was moderating a major horror movie board, but the maturity level of said board had recently decreased expontentially so I started posting on here.

And now, nearly 2000 posts later, I'm addicted.

Skaboi Wrote:
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Ash likes it when people watch.........

Oh you know it buddy!

Skaboi also wrote:
Anyway, I was a lurker on here for a couple of
> months before ever making a post.

I never lurk.
Never have, never will.
I remember when I first found this forum years ago.
The water was cold but I didn't care...I jumped right in.
I believe I posted the very first day I found this website.

ah the old origin stories...

I looked around the site for a while before I even found the message board, and when I found it, I think I had a look around the forum for a day or two, but then found a topic I wanted to contribute to: Dean's First Post: Most Outrageous Type of Food You've Snuck Into a Theater (http://www.badmovies.org/bbs/read.php?2,44948,45230#msg-45230)


It's the first and only forum I've ever posted on, funnily enough.


But what worries me is that when I did a search on my name just then, I found out that I'm not the original, but the remake/sequel with another Dean [note the capital letter] who was posting a year or so before me [but only three, making me by far the longer serving of the franchise]

Damn, I hate being so un-original.  Oh well...

oh and 64 guests logged in at this moment of pain and suffering for me.  Great... (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/cheeky/00000031.gif)

[though I must say I've noticed a couple vague new 'faces' popping around everynow and then.  Cool...]

I didn't lurk. The first time I came across this board I knew this was the place for me. Some of you guys on here are funny as hell, and I get a real kick out of some of the posts on here. These lurkers should jump right in and join the fun.

I'm lurking right now!

Oops, no, now I'm posting...

(Backs into shadows, looking shifty-eyed).

I lurked for a while.  I actually was here just for the reviews for the first year or so before I even looked at the forum.

Sure you all say your here now, but how do we really know we are here. I mean, I'm not even sure that I'm here right now, so how can you be so sure you are here now. How do we know we are really here. Don't worry people Dean now has GIGLI and he is from Australia. I just wanted to clarify everything.

ThadC Wrote:
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> I think if they are
> going to poke in, they should say howdy or
> something.

Howdy! (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000030.gif)

I tend to lurk more cuz everyone here seems to know each other so well, at times it seems intimidating trying to squeeze in. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000001.gif)

That and I often don't know what to say. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/confused/00000016.gif)

Scott Wrote:
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> Sure you all say your here now, but how do we
> really know we are here. I mean, I'm not even sure
> that I'm here right now, so how can you be so sure
> you are here now. How do we know we are really
> here. Don't worry people Dean now has GIGLI and he
> is from Australia. I just wanted to clarify
> everything.

Yeah man, where is here anyway man... I'm so tripping out right now :-P

That whole Dean thing you mentioned sounds like kind of like a threat; 'watch out he's from Australia and he's got a copy of GIGLI, RUN!!'

Those lurkers should be shaking in their boots now.  It's like the ultimate b-movie test: survive this hazing and you can go from 'guest' to 'user-with-a-name'  Of course the board will be a bit stale at first as everyone still has to recover their basic motor functions again, but that's cool, we have the technology; we'll rebuild them, we can make them stronger...

Shadowfyre Wrote:
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> Howdy!
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> I tend to lurk more cuz everyone here seems to
> know each other so well, at times it seems
> intimidating trying to squeeze in.
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> That and I often don't know what to say.
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bah, squeeze away... new blood is always helpful, makes us more dangerous [I mean, 'friendly']

I ramble alot, so I guess you could say I have nothing to say half the time anyway.  But good to see someone stepping up and announcing their lurking presence.  Good for you!

Shadowfyre Wrote:
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> That and I often don't know what to say.
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That doesn't stop the rest of us.

I never heard of this GIGI flic till you guys were talking about it. I had to see what the big deal was. I feel really dirty for some reason now, and the need to shave my whole body with a lawnmower blade, and mace.... That had to be the s**ttiest movie ever, and I hold you guys responsible for my mental frailty at the moment... :)

I had trouble logging in from work, so I showed up as a guest.   That skewed the values some.  
-Ed

Shadowfyre Wrote:
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> Howdy!
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> I tend to lurk more cuz everyone here seems to
> know each other so well, at times it seems
> intimidating trying to squeeze in.

Don't let that bother you. We all had to start somewhere because we certainly didn't know each other before hand.


> That and I often don't know what to say.
>

Ulthar had a better answer to that than I could come up with.