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Don't they have drugs for this kinda thing or are we going to have to resort to the straitjacket?

Not me. I respect other people's opinions and have never seen the film, so I could even like it myself when I see it.

(OK, now that he's not listening, I just bough two sets of straightjackets and 29 tickets for NJ, tell me were is the rendezbous point again, I forgot to write it down)

Hey ! .................I heard that Neville and Trek_Geezer.....................Don't have me use the Matrix to find you. With the Matrix I could unleash GIGLI on everyone throughout the world.

I'll do it I tell ya........I'll do it ! ! !

GIGLI could rule the world in a matter of 121 minutes . It's a secret weapon for world conquest. Below are all the vital statistics on this fine film. Just think in 23 more years it will be eligible for WOMBA TV !

(http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/elsewhere/images/2003/jul30/gigli1.jpg)

Gigli (2003)

Directed by
Martin Brest

Writing credits (WGA)
Martin Brest (written by)


Genre: Crime / Comedy / Romance

Tagline: Murder. Blackmail. Temptation. Redemption. It's been a busy week. (more)

Plot Outline: A lowly thug falls in love with the lesbian who is sent to oversee his abduction job.

Cast overview, first billed only:
 
Ben Affleck ....  Larry Gigli
Terry Camilleri ....  Man in Dryer (as Terrence Camilleri)
David Backus ....  Laundry Customer
Lenny Venito ....  Louis
Robert Silver ....  Man in Debt
Luis Alberto Martínez ....  Adult Care Resident
Justin Bartha ....  Brian
Jennifer Lopez ....  Ricki
Christopher Walken ....  Det. Stanley Jacobellis
Todd Giebenhain ....  High School Kid #1
Brian Sites ....  High School Kid #2
Brian Casey ....  High School Kid #3
Les Bradford ....  High School Kid #4
David Bonfadini ....  High School Kid #5
Dwight P. Ketchum ....  High School Kid #6

Also Known As:
Tough Love (USA) (working title)
MPAA: Rated R for sexual content, pervasive language and brief strong violence.
Runtime: 121 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: DTS / Dolby Digital / SDDS
Certification: Argentina:13 / Australia:M / Canada:14A / Finland:K-15 / Germany:12 / Ireland:18 / Norway:15 / Philippines:R-18 / Portugal:M/12 / Singapore:PG (cut) / South Korea:18 / Spain:13 / UK:15 / USA:R

Trivia: Ranked #1 on the Star Networks' 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops (2004).

Goofs: Revealing mistakes: When Starkman shoots Louis, the bullet hole in his forehead appears before the gun fires.

Quotes:
[first lines]
Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never know.


Awards: 7 wins & 3 nominations

Okay, now I know we need the straitjacket and the drugs. It may take a while but I know the real Scott is still in there somewhere. Hopefully we can get him back.

trek_geezer Wrote:
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> Okay, now I know we need the straitjacket and the
> drugs. It may take a while but I know the real
> Scott is still in there somewhere. Hopefully we
> can get him back.
>
>
>

Hopefully but inspired by the "Dark Endings" thread we may have to KILL him...........(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb033.gif)

I was thinking the same thing Rich...we just may need to off him to save his soul.
Too bad, I liked Scott.

If we off him, though, he is likely to come back as his other fixation: a nazi zombie. Then he'll go on to proclaim Jess Franco as a great director. Now that's truly sick.

odinn7 Wrote:
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> I was thinking the same thing Rich...we just may
> need to off him to save his soul.

Are you suggesting an exorcism?

If you guys are planning to whack the poor guy, I cleaned my guns... ;)

I'm not sure guns will be adequate to the task. This Gigli demon seems pretty resilient to the weapons of man.  We need to find an old book with the proper incantations and recipe for the destruction of such a vile, persistent beast.

The question I have is this: suppose we DO manage to exorcise the demon.  How will we ever be SURE?

(fade to black)

ThadC Wrote:
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> If you guys are planning to whack the poor guy, I cleaned my guns...


He beat us to it; he's already 'wacked'. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000022.gif)

(http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000021.gif)

Go Scott, run from the uneducated swine!!  We will mass, and then one day the world will be ours!!!!  Mwahahahahahhaha....

Ok, so guns won't work... what then? Maybe my grandmother's cure-all of codliver oil, and horseraddish... that should do it.

What we really need to do is lock Scott away (preferably in a straitjacket) tie him to a chair in front of a TV with a DVD changer. Then we must put our heads together and come up with the definitive list of Bad movies to make him watch. He really just needs re-education.


I'll start the list with a few of my favorites

The Angy Red Planet
Phantom from Space
Killers from Space
The Green Slime


Add what you think it take to snap Scott out of his delusional state.

trek_geezer Wrote:
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> What we really need to do is lock Scott away
> (preferably in a straitjacket) tie him to a chair
> in front of a TV with a DVD changer. Then we must
> put our heads together and come up with the
> definitive list of Bad movies to make him watch.
> He really just needs re-education.
>
>
> I'll start the list with a few of my favorites
>
> The Angy Red Planet
> Phantom from Space
> Killers from Space
> The Green Slime
>
>
> Add what you think it take to snap Scott out of
> his delusional state.
>
> --------------------------------
>
>


I don't know Trek, I think your idea may need more to it. Though it's good in principle, I think we should throw beatings in there too...ya know, just for assurance.

odinn7 Wrote:
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> I think we
> should throw beatings in there too...ya know, just
> for assurance.
>

And for the principle of the thing; after all it's GIGLI fcol.  If word ever gets out that a film guy at the level of Scott (after all, I did declare him King the other day) actually LIKED this movie, we'll have more of them.

More of them, more of them, more of them (drifts off jabbering, into catatonic state).  

Agreed. Just for fun...er...I mean assurance.

I like Horseradish.

Horseradish!!!!! Oh no it is hopeless. I guess I'll have to join the 'let's take him out' gang now.

Scott Wrote:
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> I like Horseradish.

Mmm...Horseradish...

That does it!!!! I'm calling Dr. Phill.... actually I kinda like horseradish on cornbeef, but you forgot about the codliver oil there pals. Now that s**t is nasty. My Grandma, and my Pappy would cram that stuff down my neck when I was acting up... trust me when I say I did not act up around them very much after that. YUCK!!

(http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/g/gigli.jpg)


How dare you all plot against the one and only Scott!!  You worthless peons!

He is the spreader of the word Gigli, and as such should be bowed down before and worshiped, not consipired against...

Join the cause brothers and sisters!!!  Viva la Gigli!!!  

(http://www.weatherby.info/shazam/journal/gigli.jpg)



Come on, Al Pacino is in it, and have you ever seen him in a bad movie???  You don't get classy actors like that in crappy films, that never EVER happens!  So join the Gigli crusade today!

I'm thinking of campaigning to have every review on this site be removed, and just have multiple reviews of Gigli.  After you have joined our cause, that's all you need: Gigli...

Uh...yeah...I'll be, uh, leaving now...
*slowly backs out of room*

Way too much sun.

This is my sun now, don't try and take it away from me:

(http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper659/stills/1377fbnn.jpg)

Here's an interesting article for all you Gigli bashers...

A Positive Review of Gigli (http://actionadventure.about.com/cs/weeklystories/a/aa080903.htm)

So this is what happens after the end of John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness"...

This is bordering on insanity...Dean, Scott...you guys are starting to scare me. There is a difference between Good Bad movies and Bad Bad movies. I had thought you 2 were capable of telling the difference. What's next, Glitter?

odinn7 Wrote:
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> This is bordering on insanity...Dean, Scott...you
> guys are starting to scare me. There is a
> difference between Good Bad movies and Bad Bad
> movies. I had thought you 2 were capable of
> telling the difference. What's next, Glitter?


You know, the sad thing about that is that a couple of New Years ago, I actually watched Glitter that night with my girlfriend and one of her other friends.  It was complete crap but, for me at least, it wasn't too bad: It had that fun feature in which we are able to laugh at all the silly 'fade to whites' and, for those who have seen it, the entire character Dice, ranging from his intro, in which everyone goes slow mo [I think] around him, whilst Dice moves towards screen, with a slight bit of ghosting of some sort.  Incredibly funny cheesey stuff.

It was great to watch something so crap, and films like that and Breakdance inspired me to do the Musicals subject at uni in which I managed to work a video clip of Glitter [and various other poppy, crappy musicals] into my presentation.  The clips were horrible, but had that magical redeeming quality to them of 'this is so cheesy and crap, I'm actually laughing' which seems to work so much better than the people who make films and think that they are being funny, and really aren't.

Dean, if you like cheesy music videos, you are going to love this. Yo'ull be the first in this board to see (and listen) to the great Haze, a Spanish rapper who thinks neither talent nor money are needed to helm a crappy music video.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9220034/Haze_-_Potencia_Pa_Tu_Carro_-_VideoClip.wmv.html

Enjoy!

Dean thanks for re-affirming that GIGLI is the film to see. Dean layed out all the facts people. Dean the numbers will grow and grow and grow as we spread the word. GIGLI will enrich all who view it.

Scott Wrote:
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> Dean thanks for re-affirming that GIGLI is the
> film to see. Dean layed out all the facts people.
> Dean the numbers will grow and grow and grow as we
> spread the word. GIGLI will enrich all who view
> it.

Right on brother!!!

I still believe that the site going down for a few days was a conspiracy to try and curb the popularity the Gigli movement was gaining...  I'm onto you, Gigli-haters!!!

You got that right. Worry not Odinn7, Trek Geezer, Menard, Ulthar, Neville will be on board soon and look ThadC already likes horseradish. Things are really looking up Dean.

Man, you guys are really getting sick. I hope odinn7 has an exorcism ritual in his bag of tricks, because I think that's all that's going to cure you guys (except for the more lethal options we've discussed). (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/210.gif)

Scott, I still blame myself for this horror that has befallen you...

I think I will have to ask around about exorcisms because, as Trek said, I feel that you will be helped by nothing else. Well, that and severe violence but I'd like to hold off on that until after the holidays if possible.

But we can still inflict torture on Scott for the holidays...can't we?

Nothing like some good old torture to bring out that holiday spirit. (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif)

Scott Wrote:
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> You got that right. Worry not Odinn7, Trek Geezer,
> Menard, Ulthar, Neville will be on board soon and
> look ThadC already likes horseradish. Things are
> really looking up Dean.

Hey! I may watch Albert Pyun movies, wrote a reader review on "Tank Girl", subject my friends to endless screenings of movies the time forgot, but I'll never, ever, recognise any possitive trait coming from a movie that stars BOTH Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

A no cameo from Al Pacino or Christopher Walken can make me change my mind.

Sure Menard, torture's still good to go.

This topic makes me GIGLI..................

Scott Wrote:
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> This topic makes me GIGLI..................


Ewwwwww....that was bad. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000042.gif)

I"ve got a million of them Menard. They're not all funny though. It's your responsibility to sort through them.

Hey Menard your back in full force these days. Good to see ya back on the messageboard.

Scott Wrote:
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> Hey Menard your back in full force these days.
> Good to see ya back on the messageboard.


Some are dreading my reappearance.

Anybody going on vacation soon? (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif)