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Puking Kid

Started by Mr. DS, August 26, 2007, 06:30:18 AM

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Mr. DS

We took my son out to eat yesterday at Friendly's and out of nowhere he puked all over the table.  Luckily the food hadn't arrived yet.  He ate a bunch of food a lunch which later came up all over my wife and the floor.  We called the doctors and they said theres a stomach flu going around.  I hate seeing my kid sick but I keep reminding myself its going to happen once and awhile. 

I just figure I'd open this discussion up to other parent's puke cleaning up stories of their kids being sick. 
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Ash

Dude!
You shoulda filmed it and posted it on the Barf-O-Rama thread.

Mr. DS

Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2007, 06:56:29 AM
Dude!
You shoulda filmed it and posted it on the Barf-O-Rama thread.

Ha!  I should have!  My brother was with us and he usually has an extremely weak stomach.  Somehow he helped in the clean up without retching once.  If this was 10 years ago it would have been Barf O Rama
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indianasmith

I can clean up feces all day long, but if I get anywhere within six feet of fresh barf, my own will join it.  So my wife did throw up duty when our kids were little.
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Torgo

I don't have any kids but I have 2 nephews.  Both have been staying really healthy lately which is a surprise as the youngest of the 2 seems to get some kind of stomach bug about every 2 months it seems.

However, a really bad puke story I can share was the 2nd time that I saw Sin City in theaters.  There was a guy and his girlfriend sitting in front of me and my friends.  We saw her kind of lean over a bit and then saw them promptly get up and leave the theater.  We then smelled the not so pleasant armoma or really warm nachos with cheese wafting through the theater.   

When the lights came up and we stood up the girl had puked up her nachos in the floor.
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Shadow

One time as a kid, I was at a county fair and went on one of those rides that they called The Lobster (or The Crab) with a friend of mine. Halfway through the ride I got sick and puked all over the car we were in. My friend was frantically leaning forward and back, lifting his butt up off the seat in order to avoid the vomit as it sloshed around due to the movement of the ride. At the time I was embarrassed and sick. Now I laugh my ass off at the memory.
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