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Started by KYGOTC, July 23, 2008, 02:33:59 PM

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KYGOTC

Hey hey hey!! I'd say Its about time for another modern b-movie! Thats right folks! Its time for "b***hSLAP"! Just take a look at that poster, eh? Gordjus!

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CheezeFlixz

Well I looked it up on IMDB and there isn't doodly-squat about it other than the very basics, what do you know about it?

AnubisVonMojo

There's a website with info and a trailer. Looks fun for a watch.

http://b***hslapmovie.com

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Patient7

Gratuitous violence, hot chicks, and probable nudity involving said hot chicks, looks like a good one.  :thumbup:
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Torgo

Looks interesting.  Might have to check it out just based on the cleavage shots in the trailer alone.   :tongueout:  Hopefully this is rated R.
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Jack

Oh hell yeah!  Cleavage accompanied by epic music.
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Dennis

This looks like it could be fun, I can almost hear my wife saying "You aren't actually going to watch this are you ?". I just love it when a movie makes her say that.

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dean


Looks absolutely terrible.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:  So of course I'll watch it.  Did you read the synopsis and some of the plot points?  It looks like a manic film if they include all that in it...

Oh and Kevin Sorbo's in it, so there should be some man cleavage for the ladies [well any excuse to TRY and make it seem like it's not all about the female fun-bags!]

At first glance it reminds me of Faster p***ycat Kill Kill on steroids.
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Honestly, I appreciate the effort by the filmmakers, but whenever something like this is attempted it just reminds me how far away we are from the 1970's and early '80s - the platinum years of exploitation entertainment.  Ah, to enjoy that kind of cinematic climate again...to have that palette of sideburns, mohawks, and leisure suits to choose from...
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KYGOTC

Quote from: Film Ranch on July 25, 2008, 01:33:07 PM
Honestly, I appreciate the effort by the filmmakers, but whenever something like this is attempted it just reminds me how far away we are from the 1970's and early '80s - the platinum years of exploitation entertainment.  Ah, to enjoy that kind of cinematic climate again...to have that palette of sideburns, mohawks, and leisure suits to choose from...

Yea, i agree. Its not quite the same, but its all we got.
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Dr. Whom

Well, it has got Lucy Lawless as Mother Superior. That alone would make it worth watching.
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Don't ya just love it when an actress loses all sense of shame...

But people getting kicked in the face and sweaty cleavage = teenagers parting with cash!

Torgo

Quote from: Dr. Whom on July 28, 2008, 05:34:47 AM
Well, it has got Lucy Lawless as Mother Superior. That alone would make it worth watching.

Lucy Lawless is much hotter than a lot of people give her credit for.

 

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