Judge OWNS some a smartass loser!

BTM · August 12, 2008, 09:53:02 AM

This is a pretty funny clip.

Rev Powell, I think you'll particularly find this interesting. It's a good lesson for if you pass the bar exam.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1217696471/TV_Judge_Completely_Owns_Smartass_Loser

BTW, a lot of the other videos are a bit messed up, just fair warning if you decide to go browsing the other clips.

Rev. Powell · August 12, 2008, 09:59:41 AM

Actually, my ultimate goal is to be a judge. I want to yell at smartasses too!

Patient7 · August 12, 2008, 10:23:13 AM

You can tell if that went on any longer that guy was going to burst into tears.

AndyC · August 13, 2008, 09:04:10 AM

Oh, I was expecting a thread about Hardcastle and McCormick.

Seriously, that is an absolutely heartwarming video. A pity it was only The People's Court, or she probably would have finished by throwing his ass in jail for contempt.

"That's your opinion?"

Yes, that is a JUDGE's opinion in her COURT. Here's your sign.

indianasmith · August 13, 2008, 06:05:05 PM

Youch!!! I might have teared up if I had been on the receiving end of that tirade! Man, she was TICKED!!

ghouck · August 13, 2008, 06:07:44 PM

I saw her do an even better rant on some big idiot that tried to start a fistfight with a much smaller guy over a traffic accident. He tried to get the smaller guy to fight, and the guy wouldn't get out of his car, so big stupid started pounding on the car. She asked him (big dumb guy) why he was pounding on the guy's car, and he said "Self-defense". She asked him how it constituted self-defense, and he said "because he wouldn't get out of his car and fight me".
Anyways, she went on to tell him that if that had been HER, she would have SHOT HIM, because she carries a gun and knows the law. It was crazy because she was saying that she KNEW he was too stupid to learn from what she says and expects him to get the crap beat out of himself or even killed. It was pretty damn funny.

BTW, she's hot when she gets mad. . , well, she's hot ALWAYS, , but even hotter when she's mad.

BTM · August 13, 2008, 07:08:19 PM

Quote from: ghouck on August 13, 2008, 06:07:44 PM
BTW, she's hot when she gets mad. . , well, she's hot ALWAYS, , but even hotter when she's mad.

BTW, anyone know offhand the name of that judge? I don't watch too many of those court shows these days.

ghouck · August 13, 2008, 10:18:35 PM

Marilyn Milian

Dennis · August 26, 2008, 01:12:13 AM

There are 3 people you should never argue with because even if you win, you lose. They are, in no particular order, a cop on the street, the captain of a ship at sea, and a judge in court. Once while serving jury duty the judge and one of my fellow jurors who had come in about 15 minutes late for the third day in a row had a discussion along these lines:
Judge "You're late again, is there a reason for this ?"
Juror "Well of course, I get up, I have to shower and select my clothes and put on my make up, you're
a woman too, I'd expect you to understand this ."
Judge "I understand that you're being rude to all of the rest of us who get here on time. If it happens
again I will put you in the county jail and you can ride in with the prisoners, that way you'll
always be on time, does that sound like fun ?"
Juror "You can't do that."
Judge "Yes I can, one more word out of you and I will."
She was never late again.

Rattrap007 · August 27, 2008, 05:29:53 PM

I saw this on TV. Love her to death when she lays down the law on some idiot.

My fav was I think Judge Judy where some woman bought a used car "As-Is" and tried to sue after it broke down a week or so later. The Judge kept saying "AS-IS!!" and tried to explain to her that she can't sue. I laughed my ass off because she just didn't get it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8kJtAqft0&feature=related
Judge Milian takes down Dr. not Honey...

There is an old clip I saw from the Whopner days where there was a case about a small antique grandfather clock (the type that hangs on a wall) that wasn't working. The baliff is holding it for the judge and accidentally drops it breaking it further.

BTM · August 28, 2008, 11:10:06 PM

Quote from: Rattrap007 on August 27, 2008, 05:29:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8kJtAqft0&feature=related
Judge Milian takes down Dr. not Honey...

WTF? That dude was a freaking PRICK, I'd have slapped his with contempt or something.. Geez.

Granted, "honey" is not exactly the most formal of addresses, but still...

Course, to play Devil Advocate, had it been the MALE who called the judge "honey", she probably would have gotten p**sed at that...