What's in the fine print...

[sprite75]

Warning: The consumption of Cialis may lead to an uncontrollable desire to place pairs of clawfoot tubs in your back yard, on porches, on beaches, or on top of bluffs, and may also lead to you and your partner taking long baths in outdoor and public settings.

[AndyC]

Cialis - because they wouldn't let us call it Boneratradine.

[Terf]

"WARNING: Has the ability to cause visible erections which may lead to your wisea-- friends asking, 'Got wood?!'"

[Magnus]

If you experience an erection lasting for more then four hours call 1-900-4-NYMPHO

[Pennywise]

Cialis: because there's no other way for a man to do push-ups with no hands.