Sorry Rev. Powell

[Nukie 2]

   This cover doesn't have a tag-line, lets make some up!

            You'll be UGLIED to death... then shot!
             He's got the looks that kill!
             Are you Masochistic enough to watch... THE SADIST?

[AndyC]

Perhaps the most truthful video box ever.

[akiratubo]

THE SADIST!  A man so badass he can load his gun with empty magazines and STILL KILL.

[JJ80]

"The Sadist - A man so paranoid he shoots at black helicopters!"

[Rev. Powell]

   
   

"He doesn't need a gun to torture you, but he carries one anyway!"

OR

"He's out to win the Special Olympics -- of MURDER."

OR

"Blonder than Elvis, with a meaner streak than Fabian!"

OR

"Arch Hall, Jr.: He's a rebel without a cue!"

(Actually, Arch was quite good in the role--one of acting history's greatest surprises!)

[Flangepart]

The cabbage patch Elvis...of Murder!

[AndyC]

This sequel to The Hunchback of Notre Dame tanked at the box office.

[sideorderofninjas]

In a world gone mad, this summer, only one one man can stop Eegah....
Arch Hall Jr is the Sadist...

[The Burgomaster]

"Nothing in his gun . . . nothing up his nose . . . Arch Hall, Jr. is THE SADIST."

[Saucerman]

So...why hasn't Arch Hall Jr. sued Gary Busey for ripping off his look yet?