The Tingler

[Draug]

Never interrupt the "private time" of a monster in the closet.

[AndyC]

"Here's your hatchet back. Don't act so surprised. I return stuff."

[Hammock Rider]

 

  Hold still, there's a mosquito right over your head.

[AndyC]

"Sorry Molly. I'd rather not do it, but I can't resist a good pun."

[Mr. DS]

"ug, I feel a splitting headache coming on..."

[claws]

Wendy, I'm home.

[Flangepart]

When door to door salesmen won't take no for an answer.

[AndyC]

"No, no. I meant the body spray. Attract her with that. You really are bad with women."

[sideorderofninjas]

The deleted scene from Don Knott's Ghost and Mr Chicken...