Man shoots armadillo and hits mother in law.....

[Trevor]

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/georgia-man-accidentally-shoots-motherinlaw-after-bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-10175789.html

I never knew the things were bullet proof: mothers in law, I mean. 

[Bushma]

Mr Smith said local residents should use a shotgun rather than a handgun.

"I really think if they're going to shoot at varmints and whatnot, maybe use a shotgun with a spread pattern with a lot less range," he said.

That's why you gotta love The South (from a distance).  If you're going to shoot a varmint use a shotgun, then make stew.

[Flangepart]

Combining a 9mm and a (likely) shallow angle...(Pifft) armature...