(Guess) man busted by wife for watching porn on cell phone

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She was not too happy about it.

A Florida Woman is facing felony charges for allegedly beating her husband with a belt after she "caught him watching pornography on his cell phone and masturbating," according to police.

Angela Davis, 30, was arrested Tuesday morning following a confrontation with the 51-year-old victim at their home in Summerfield, a Central Florida community.

A patrolman reported observing "several red marks across the back of the victim," as well as a "large raised red lump" on the man's arm that had "very good detail and appeared to be the buckle of a belt."

When questioned by police, Davis "confirmed she had found the victim watching pornography on his cell phone and masturbating," and that she "had gotten upset." Davis claimed to have struck her spouse with the belt to "protect herself" during a short struggle with the victim.

[Alex]

I think this guy can go one better:

Tory MP quits over porn scandal claiming he was 'trying to look at tractors'

He said he is 'not proud' of what happened.

Tory MP Neil Parish has quit after admitting to watching porn in the House of Commons in a 'moment of madness'.

The member of parliament for Tiverton & Honiton was identified yesterday as the mystery politician allegedly seen watching adult content twice by two female colleagues during a meeting.

He had initially vowed to continue his duties in his constituency after he was suspended from the parliamentary Conservative Party over the claims.

The 65-year-old suggested he had opened the material by mistake but said he would quit if found guilty by parliament's investigation into the matter.

Now, he has confirmed that he is going to resign and he is 'not proud' of what he has done.

He claimed that one time he watched it, it was accidental, but another time it was deliberate.

He said the first time he viewed the x-rated content was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate.

In an interview with BBC South West, he said: 'The situation was that – funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at.

'I did get into another website that had a very similar name and I watched it for a bit which I shouldn't have done. But my crime – biggest crime – is that on another occasion I went in a second time.'

Asked if that was deliberate he said: 'That was deliberate... that was sitting waiting to vote on the side of the chamber.'

He added: 'What I did was absolutely wrong.'
Sue Parish, pictured with her husband, Neil Parish Tory MP and porn lover
Neil Parish's wife Sue (left) said the situation was 'embarrassing' but vowed to stand by him

Mr Parish appeared emotional as he said he was standing down after seeing the damage the scandal was causing his family, his constituency and local association.

It is understood he agreed to resign after allies told him his position had become untenable.

'I was wrong, I was stupid, I lost sense of mind,' he said.

However, he denied watching the material in a way where he hoped other people would see it.

'I make a full apology. A total full apology. It was not my intention to intimidate.' he said.

'I mean I have 12 years in Parliament and probably got one of the best reputations ever – or did have.'

When pressed on why he chose to view the material in the Commons, he said: 'I don't know, I think I must've taken complete leave of my senses and my sensibilities and my sense of decency, everything.'

He said he was 'not defending what I did for one moment,' arguing he thought the best thing he could do was to 'tell the truth'.

Mr Parish faced calls to resign immediately after being identified yesterday.

Last night, he said he had looked at something 'in error', but said he would not comment further.

He later said he had made 'a complete mistake, and I will man up to it as they say'.

And he said his wife had 'married a f****** idiot'.
Neil Parish has been an MP for 12 years (Picture: PA)

In an interview with The Times yesterday, Mr Parish's wife Sue said the allegation was 'very embarrassing' but vowed to stand by him.

She said her husband of 40 years was 'quite a normal guy' and 'a lovely person'.

'If you were mad with every man who looked at pornography, you would not have many wives in the world,' she said.

However, she called pornography 'demeaning and degrading' to women and said she understood why the female colleagues who made the allegation were upset.

Allegations of a porn-watching MP were first aired in a meeting with Chief Whip Chris Heaton-Harris on Tuesday.

Mr Parish did not come forward as the culprit, even when asked about the claims in a televised interview, until when the revelations were about to be made public on Friday.

The Conservatives then suspended the whip from him, meaning he was out of the parliamentary party.

He referred himself to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards Kathryn Stone, and said he would continue with his 'duties' in the Commons pending the outcome of an investigation.

It was unclear whether that will still go ahead after he resigns – but the Independent Complaints and Grievance Scheme (ICGS), which looks into claims of bullying and sexual harassment, can investigate former MPs

Mr Parish's resignation will trigger a by-election in what is a safe Tory seat.

But it is likely to also raise questions about the 'sexist' culture in Westminster.

Labour has criticised the wider culture in Parliament, accusing the government of having known about the incident for days but failing to take action.

The pornography claims followed reports that 56 MPs, including three Cabinet ministers, are facing allegations of sexual misconduct.

They also follow outrage over The Mail On Sunday publishing 'sexist' and disputed claims from unnamed Tory MPs that deputy Labour leader Angela Rayner tried to distract Boris Johnson with her legs during Prime Minister's Questions.

Ms Rayner expressed bafflement at Mr Parish's excuse today.

She wrote on Twitter: 'He was looking for tractors but ended up with porn actors?

'Neil Parish must think you were all born yesterday. Boris Johnson's Conservatives are a national embarrassment.'

[Alex]

My favourite line out of all of that is 'Neil Parish Tory MP and porn lover'.