How to over throw the evil overlord! (Try saying THAT 3 times fast!)

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Issue #69 of Knights Of The Dinner Table, on the last page, is Parting Shots. This issue, Walt Freitag gives good advice on over throwing Evil Overlords. I recomend it! ( Hey, i love this comic, what can i say). For example :::  Things i will never say! : "Nothing can go wrong now"..."What else can possable go wrong."..."Of corse its a trap, but what choice have we got?" ... " Scooby, stop sniffing around that peculiar stone idol and help us find a way out of here. "  ::: I will not trust the close friend of my Heroically deceased father.  ::: Letting the Evil Overlord fall to his death will NOT make me as evil as he is. ::: If my dead mentor appears to me as a glowing apparition and tells me what to do, i won't argue with him. ::: I will not make wisecracks at my torturers. They're just trying to do their job, and i'm secure enough in my heroisim not to have to prove it by withstanding the extra-severe torture they reserve for those who p**s them off. ::: Unless my name is Jackie Chan, after disabling 3 attackers, on with a pistol, one with a machine gun, and one with a stick, i will NOT pick up the stick, ::: When i trick the bumbling henchman into stealing the box that once contained the artifact of power, after i've removed the artifact from it, i will not put a cute lil note saying "fooled "ya!" inside it. This is rude. A kilo of C-4 and a detonator is more appropriate to the occasion. :::Shooting the Evil Overlord in the back will NOT make me as evil as he is. ::: When i crawl out of my cell through the large air duct in the wall, i will not make it easy for the guards to figure out how i escaped by carelessly leaving the flimsy duct cover open behind me. Replaceing the cover will delay pursuit, and will avoid ruining things for future prisoners who may want to escape just as much as i do. ::: These and other ideas for overcomming E. O's are to be enjoyed, and saviored, by all B-movie fans. I told ya where they are, go forth, and read. Ya just might like it!