date

[Nukie 2]

"Like my date, he will never leave me! Forever faithful!"
Always the cute ones that are such psychos!

[Mr. DS]

I guess theres no guessing what kind of "style" her boyfriend likes in bed. 

[TheDope]

Oh yeah; I may be a hound dog and never
caught a rabbit and all that, but it's just
something about me the ladies can't resist.

...I think it's the sweater.

[Mr. DS]

Dog:  "F*cking give me the Old Yeller treatment...now...I beg of you..."

[Yaddo 42]

I don't know what she sees in the guy, he's a real son of a b***h.



(And that dog looks soooo happy.)

[zombie no.one]

okay...say cheese...

"ch...another random dog's anus..,eese!"

[AndyC]

Her boyfriend, the golden boy.

[Jack]

Jeez, sniff her butt a couple of times and she thinks we're going steady.

[AndyC]

"See your doctor if you experience any side effects."

[JJ80]

"Please pardon my boyfriend, he's just feeling a little bit ruff!"

[Terf]

"Now I can call her "b***h" and get away with it!"

[AndyC]

"And to think if I bit her, I'd be the one in trouble."

[Pennywise]

Rusty was none too happy with the way his date was dressed.