Every time Julius II looked at this part

[sprite75]

Every time Julius II looked at this part of the ceiling, he wondered if Michelangelo was trying to tell him something.

[Leah]

You MOON me? BE BANISHED!

[Nukie 2]

"Dennis Leary said it best when he said,'You're not in the Wu-Tang Klan, pull your pants up!'"

[Nakuyabi]

"'Thou shalt not moon!' It's the fourteenth commandment. Look it up! Now get outta here!"

[Mr. DS]

"That @ss isn't good enough to model my clothing line, now be gone!"

[AndyC]

And if the sight of a bare butt isn't bad enough, that ain't the breeze making those robes flutter like that.

[Psycho Circus]

"The Lord will find out if you're constipated!"

[AndyC]

Michelangelo's famous "Prostate Examination of Adam."

[sprite75]

And it did come to pass that THE LORD did clog the Great Toilet of His Heavenly throne.

And seeing this, THE LORD did sayeth "Let us summon Josephus, The Plumber Angel."

Josephus was summoned before THE LORD, and was bid to unclog THE LORD's toilet.

And Lo, Josephus did labor mightily, and yea, he did unclog the toilet of THE LORD.

And THE LORD sayeth unto Josehpus "Get thee from me, ye accursed, and into the lake of fire! For the sight of thy Plumber's Crack is an affront to mine eye!"

And so Josephus was Banished into the lake of fire, to suffer eternal torment, and it was Good. Amen.

That's a lot more than a plumber's crack.  More like a plumber's canyon.

[Hammock Rider]

 


Me: How'd my grandparents get on the Sistine Chapel?