Antiquated phrases you still use.

[RCMerchant]

Dadisms-
"Use yer head beyond a hat rack!".- My Dad used it on me-I used this on my kids-and now Jed uses it-whens the last time ya seen a hat rack?
""Go out and do something-roll a hoop." My dad-again-that old f**ker never rolled a goddam hoop! Mebbe his dad did.
"She's as ugly as homemade soap." I aint never seen homemade soap. 

[Trevor]

""Go out and do something-roll a hoop." My dad-again-that old f**ker never rolled a goddam hoop! Mebbe his dad did.

"She's as ugly as homemade soap." I aint never seen homemade soap. 

My grandmother used to make soap: it did its' job is all I can say. 

[A_Dubya]

"I'm straight like 6'oclock."

"They're dumber than a box of rocks."

"I'm a little sweet on her." or "She's quite fetching."

"Don't know whether to crap or wind my watch."