What fictional character do you wish was REAL?

[retrorussell]

I sometimes pretend a fictional character was real, and imagine how I would talk to them if we met.

The one I wish was real most is..
BUGS BUNNY!

Think about it-- the guy was handsome, clever, insanely talented and just a happy-go-lucky fella.. wouldn't want to hurt or annoy anybody unless they TOTALLY deserved it. 

I'd like to see a cartoon where Bugs cheesed off a lame-o liberal protester holding up traffic on a major interstate/bridge for some stupid "cause" and made them look stupid.  We could use a guy like Bugs today!  Bugs Bunny For President!

[indianasmith]

SHERLOCK HOLMES!

[RCMerchant]

Captain America! 
(Thought I was gonna say Dracula, didn't ya?)

[Svengoolie 3]

Tony stark.  That ARC reactor would save the world.

[The Burgomaster]

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

[Svengoolie 3]

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

We already have a real one,  he goes by the name Rupert Murdoch.

[Leah]

Cutie Honey.

[bob]

James Bond

[316zombie]

harry dresden

[ER]

Dorian Gray

[Alex]

Smaug.

[Svengoolie 3]

James Bond

I'll second this.