"Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku

[Andrew]

Cruising on Einstein
I must find a razor soon
Mach three is too fast

[The Burgomaster]

Robert Ginty sucks
Fred Williamson sucks as well
Heaven help us all

[Dr. Whom]

Alas no grease gun
Beretta is the choice of
Omega henchmen

This is fun!

[Scott]

You have to love this one. It's now on my list, but I won't pay no more than $3.

[ulthar]

Andrew Borntreger
produces haiku; causes:
too much Billy Jack

:)

[Fearless Freep]

Donald Pleasence stars
You know you are in trouble
Unless you crave cheese

[Gerry]

Andrew's review makes
Reader laugh long and loudly
Better than movie.

[Andrew]

Oh, come now Gerry, "Warrior of the Lost World" is a classic science fiction b-movie.  It has crazy science, an oppressive government, armored vehicles, and even a talking motorcycle.  No matter how much Einstein annoys me, there is something endearing about a talking motorcycle.

Granted, I see little reason that the mechanical twerp talks, except to make me clap when Megaweapon rolls over it.

[Just Plain Horse]

Fearless Freep Wrote:
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> Donald Pleasence stars
> You know you are in trouble
> Unless you crave cheese


Undoubtedly the best haiku yet. Whatever possessed Pleasence to become an actor anyway? The guy belonged in the DMV telling you to move forward and stand in front of the screen for your license photo. Why couldn't Micheal Myers kill him in every Halloween sequel?

Bad sound fx
Lame hero on weak cycle
****ing Donald Pleasence!

[Gerry]

Andrew, your review is nearly ALWAYS better than the movie.

[Flangepart]

Megawepon and Einstine.
Bots love one, hate other.
Mads foiled agine!