Where, oh where has Paquita gone?

[Deej]

Haven't seen or read anything from the ultra funny and cute as a button Paquita since I've been back. Has she changed names or moved on? Anyone know?

[The Burgomaster]

I haven't seen any of her posts in quite a while. Maybe she just took a break?

[Neville]

I miss her as well, her post were hilarious.

[Dave:Blackeye15]

Somebody , who was RUDE, made a post about how her puncuation was he even said it made her look like a dumb blonde. This was way back I think before summer. Now who was it...(bastard)

-the first rule of fat club-

[Evan3]

I remember in fact, I know, I made this same post a lot of months ago when she stayed off the board for awhile. Here are my theories on what fate has befallen her.

While making love to one of her corpses, the coffin closed.

She is running around Chicago, mooning helpless Wendy's fastfood attendants

Abducted by Roger Corman and forced to play the role of "Queen Mothra of the Living Dead" for his upcoming movie "Save my Career"


Anyone else have any ideas??

[raj]

Evan3 wrote:

> I remember in fact, I know, I made this same post a lot of
> months ago when she stayed off the board for awhile. Here are
> my theories on what fate has befallen her.
>
> While making love to one of her corpses, the coffin closed.
>
> She is running around Chicago, mooning helpless Wendy's
> fastfood attendants
>
> Abducted by Roger Corman and forced to play the role of "Queen
> Mothra of the Living Dead" for his upcoming movie "Save my
> Career"

That sounds like the start of a good movie.

[AndyC]

I remember who it was, but I think he was sufficiently chastized by everyone at the time, and showed obvious regret. I don't know what he was thinking, posting that.

In any case, I'm surprised that a rude comment from one person would have convinced her to leave, especially when almost everyone came to her defense.

It's everyone's loss. She added a lot to the board.

[Dolph Lundgren]

While Evan's theories might not be too far off base (kidding, of course), it's a shame that we're losing a regular, no matter who it is.  Everyone adds to this board, period.  Maybe she just hasn't had time to post.  Who knows.  She'll be back, though.  They all come back eventually.

Nick

[Ash]

Uh, yeah....I was wondering where she went.