OT: An extremely geeky hypothetical

odinn7 · March 14, 2005, 07:47:53 PM

Let's start a geek fight! I'm going to start...ok...I rolled a 17 on the 20 sided dice...

Menard · March 14, 2005, 08:10:27 PM

I have a 100 sided die and a 7 sided die.

Scott · March 14, 2005, 10:00:40 PM

I'm going to end this contest and make myself #1 in the ratings. Ending the long standing battle of geekdom.

Anyway I'm part a goverment program aimed at cloning 1000's of Bill Gates in the U.S and Europe. We now have the ability to appear in multiple places at the same time. Tokyo, New York, London, Paris, Rome, and eventually the red planet Mars. Here is an image of myself and Bill Gates.

Scott · March 14, 2005, 10:05:38 PM

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Menard · March 14, 2005, 10:29:05 PM

I've seen that movie. Some guy dressed as Bill Gates kidnaps two girls and holds them hostage at some undisclosed canyon. Probably where they filmed ROBOT MONSTER. I think they called it FOR GATES SAKE. Am I close? (:

Scott · March 15, 2005, 12:41:43 AM

The Bill Gates thing has followed me for about 10 years now. Where ever I go people stop me and tell me who I look like. A lot of double takes.

By the way those two women in the photos are my most favorite people in the world. My wife and daughter.

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Brother Ragnarok · March 15, 2005, 02:21:10 AM

If you're going for biggest dinosaur, you'd want to look at something like the seismosaur, which topped out around the 100-feet-tall level. Those sauropods were some big sumb***hes. As for bipeds, T-rex had some competition, too. An extremely incomplete (as in, shoulderblades, arms, hands, and that's it) skeleton of a creature dubbed deinocheirus was found years ago. The arms alone were almost *fifteen feet long*. It was likely closer in appearance to a giant struthiomimus than a beastly predator like T-rex, but it's still one bigass biped.

Brother Ragnarok · March 15, 2005, 02:24:41 AM

Godzilla doesn't need food. He eats radiation. That solves part of the food problem. Maybe there's a planet full of Mothras that has trees that grow sweaters?

Brother Ragnarok · March 15, 2005, 02:32:32 AM

It's funny how every once in a while, someone turns out to look exactly like you always thought they did.

odinn7 · March 15, 2005, 07:53:51 AM

Wow Scott, now if only you had his money too.

DaveMunger · March 18, 2005, 06:35:23 PM

DaveMunger · March 22, 2005, 10:40:08 PM

I'll let this thread die eventually, but I'm not ready yet.

So what's the deal with Barugon? How come he can fight Godzilla, Gamera, and Frankenstein, is he public domain or something? Maybe based on something from mythology, like the Mighty Thor?

Brother Ragnarok · March 22, 2005, 11:00:11 PM

The monster who fought Gamera was Barugon, a Daiei monster.
The monster who fought Godzill and Frankenstein's monster was Baragon, a Toho monster.
There was probably a huge legal battle over that one letter, knowing Toho.

Flangepart · March 23, 2005, 11:03:51 AM

I know Toho sir, and you are no Toho!
Which is a good thing, cause then you would be a soulless corperate entity, insted of a soulless individual entity.
Which, i can say with certinty, is a much smaller tax bracket.

OT: An extremely geeky hypothetical

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