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« on: March 02, 2006, 06:26:59 AM »

Last night I watched "Vampires Vs Zombies

At least that's what the title was...the plot was something else.  There were vampires and there were zombies, but they never fought, or did much of anything together.

This actually had a feeling that the people making the movie were simultanesouly filimg two (or more) movies with the same characters and sorta spliced the scenes together.  Or maybe they just filmed a bunch of individual scenes that they thought looked cool and rammed them all together in a not always coherent manner and called it a movie.  Some scenes don't make sense and you never really know what's actually happening until almost the end, if at that because there are other scenes that suggest the whole thing is about something different.  Dream sequences that never amount to anything..


A cool premise marred by a confused script, bad acting and cheap production
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 09:52:22 AM »

Cool Vampires VS zombies fights:

-Bub the Zombie (from "Day of the Dead") VS The Little Vampire

-The Crow (Eric Draven) VS Blade, Vampire Hunter

-Big Daddy (from "Land of the Dead") VS Blacula

-the zombies from "28 Days Later" VS the vampires from "Ultraviolet"

-Jason Voorhees VS Selene (from "Underworld")

-the vampires from "John Carpenter's Vampires" VS the zombies from "Lucio Fulci's Zombie"

-that friendly zombie from "Hocus Pocus" VS Count Chocula

-Michael Jackson as a zombie (from the "Thriller" music video) VS one of the Backstreet Boys as a vampire (from the "Everybody" music video)

-the zombies from "Re-Animator" VS the vampires from "From Dusk Till Dawn"

-the zombie from "When Good Ghouls Go Bad" VS Duckula

-Vampire Hunter D VS Ashe Corven (from "The Crow: City of Angels")

-Spike (from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") VS Alex Corvis (from "The Crow: Salvation")

-Angel VS Jimmy Cuervo (from "The Crow: Wicked Prayer")

-Morbius the Living Vampire VS Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl

-Mr. Valdemare (from "The Strange Case of Mr. Valdemare") VS Carmilla

-the zombies from that Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" VS Vampire Burns from that other Halloween episode of "The Simpsons"

-the cowboy zombies from that other episode of "The Simpsons" VS the Asian vampires from "Vampires: The Turning"

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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2006, 01:07:41 PM »

whenever a movie has "______ vs ______" in the title, i'm surprised if they ever actually fight. for example, "vampire vs vampire" features no actual vampire-on-vampire violence.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2006, 01:11:15 PM »

I'm usually cool about movies but I hated Vampire Vs Zombies. Its probably the worst movie I have ever seen. The whole movie is a mess.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2006, 10:13:34 AM »

Maybe this is just one of those artistic movies you have to watch 3 or 4 times to understand.  Or maybe it is just a piece of crap movie that mashed together a bunch of random scenes and tried to capitalize on the AVP or freddy v. jason "craze"

I for one had trouble watching it more than once, so I fear I will never know.  
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2006, 10:24:11 AM »

I got the impression that much of the movie was done like this:

"Wouldn't it be cool here if we had them running over a zombie and it bouned off the hood of their car?"  "Zombie schoolgirls attacking the main character, that would be so cool...let's film it!" "This guys been looking for his daughter and it turns out she is  vampire and bites his neck..yeah!"

..and then the edited together and called it "Vamires Vs Zombies" because they had a little of each in their scenes and no other actual plot from whihc to draw a title.
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 01:26:59 AM »

Most likely it is two episodes of an obscure or failed tv series cobbled together to make a movie...
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