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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2006, 02:57:48 PM »

Zombies are walking Corpses.

By  their very definition,, they are NOT "alive".
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2006, 03:00:35 PM »

That Doesn't Stop Gore;Kerry and Cheney!!
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2006, 03:14:23 PM »

Well, if Gore, Kerry and Cheney are zombies, then George W. Bush is Satan.
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2006, 05:53:38 PM »

Y' know, another thing that occured to me following my previous post, is that in addition to having their eyes & jaws sewn shut post mortem, dead people need to be entombed.

Every funeral I've been to in the past twenty-five years, the caskets were required by law to be made out of sturdy, weatherproof metal, which contained a series of locks controlled by a special wrench.

And in most states, after the casket is locked, it's required by law to be placed inside either a lead or concrete burial vault.

Man, being a resurected zombie these days must be a real pain in the ass!

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2006, 07:03:08 PM »

Rule #1: Don't let the facts get in the way of good entertainment.

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2006, 04:25:31 AM »

Rule #2: Don't start using the laws of physics when talking about REANIMATED CORPSES.
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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2006, 11:48:18 PM »

plan9superfan Wrote:
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> Rule #2: Don't start using the laws of physics
> when talking about REANIMATED CORPSES.


Sorry about that. Somebody asked a question, and I "ass-u-me-d" that they wanted a logical answer.

Still, this doesn't necessarily answer any of MY questions, particularly the Hulk one.
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2006, 02:49:09 AM »

if the Incredible Hulk was created by gamma radiation, and sunlight, which is lethal to vampires, also contains gamma rays, then what would happen if a vampire bit the Incredinle Hulk? Would the gamma radiation in the Hulk's blood kill it, or would it turn into a super vampire?

Well, gamma radiation caused the mutation from man to Hulk, but that does not mean that gamma radiation was still in his blood.  At best, I'd say the vampire would be getting the mutated DNA, and who knows what those effects would be; I'm not up on my vampire pharmacology.

HTH.
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2006, 03:10:42 AM »

Perhaps the vampire'd throw up violently, like Udo Kier
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2006, 04:26:56 AM »

Screw Hansel and Gretel i want a book that tells me about monsters and zombies and Voodoo.  Please share the title if you know. :)
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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2006, 07:24:50 AM »

I got a book when I was in about 5th grade or so called "Demons, Monsters and Abodes of the Dead."  I still have it around here somewhere.  It has some interesting stuff in it, too.
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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2006, 10:53:14 AM »

Maybe the Hulk's advanced immunity would protect him from vampirism. Oh, God! I'm such a geek!
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2006, 08:52:22 PM »

"Oh, God! I'm such a geek!"

I agree...
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