Let's get creative here, after reading below and getting some ideas of offbeat or just plain bad greeting cards...can you come up with a few of your own?
From CNN Aritcel (link below)
"Among the losers is a holiday card that announces on its face, "Christmas just wouldn't be the same without peanut brittle." Then, inside: "Or Jesus."
And the drawing of a couple cuddling on a living room couch with a friendly bearded man, wearing a robe, sandals and a turban. The woman blurts: "Honey, this Afghan your mom gave us is really warm!"
Then there's a questionable get-well card with a big happy face on the front. On the inside, it reads, "Hi! Welcome back from your coma!"
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/28/rejected.greeting.cards.ap/index.html