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« on: January 24, 2002, 03:25:29 PM »

christoper lambert
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2002, 07:53:00 PM »

Wow, I liked the film, but not sure it makes it to my top 500.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2002, 11:22:13 AM »

Every time I watch Fortress, large sections of my brain devote themselves to convincing me of what a corny, tired movie it is.  The rest of me doesn't much care; I love it, knowing I can't defend it.

(The sequel, though...  Those sections of my brain were preaching to the choir there.)

« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2002, 02:06:17 PM »

I have to say it is a good film but its not in my elite either. Its just something about it that really turns me away form giving a five.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2002, 01:24:31 PM »

I remember some reviewer said Christopher Lambert is not an actor, but a whole genre himself. I agree, most of the stuff he does is terrible, but yet so stupid it is actually funny. Have you seen any of his films with Albert Pyun? They are the stuff you have to see after serious drinking, specially "Mean guns". I am really waiting for the moment when he does really hilarious stuff but still thinks he is doing something good, as it happened with Jean Claude Van Damme and his hilarious Tsui Hark films. If you haven't seen "Knock Off", you should.

About "Fortress", it is actually watchable, so I would not include it into this category, but "Fortress II"... my best friend and I still laugh at the scene when he jumps out to space without any kind of protection. And it has been almost a year since we saw the movie.
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