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« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2006, 06:10:21 PM »

You'd need the cop to be a recovering former transvestite, who wrestles with his addiction when required to dress in drag for a sting...
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2006, 09:53:53 PM »

I GOT IT! An all black midget and chinese version of Billy the Kid vs.Dracula,as a porno!?With Dracula played by Oliver-the half human monkey!Now find a target audience fer thet 'un!

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2006, 04:12:06 PM »

That's an easy one to market.  Midget porn is big business.  Pun intended.
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2006, 07:59:39 PM »

Oh but sometimes utter silliness is very Mel Brooks films and Airplane and Naked Gun.  we can't forget Monty Python either.  Utter, wonderful downright funny silliness :)
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