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trekgeezer
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« on: July 16, 2006, 11:00:08 AM »

Based on a Wisconsin urban legend about a beast roaming a stretch of wooded road. The movie picks the werewolf explanation, and we get a several gory attacks with the monster munching on guts and limbs and occasionally ripping a head off.

The rest of the plot is made up of a new sheriff investigating a missing woman. The town is populated by beligerent red necks (most of whom end up getting chomped). The sheriff has a romance going with a local bar owner, so we do get to see some gratuitous boob shots (I watched it on SciFi so they were blurred out). There is also one of those endings that lends itself to a sequel.

All considered this one is limberger on the cheese-o-meter.

Oh, and the werewolf looks like of those little dogs with big ears with fur hanging off them and a pug nose.

There is a book and a website about the legend, which far more interesting than this movie.
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 02:33:11 PM »

Out of curiousity, on the cheese-o-meter scale, which cheeses represent which grades?
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 03:50:13 PM »

SciFi is comingt out with some other made for TV stuff that intrigued me.  The one that springs to mind is "Stan Lee's Lightspeed"  Is this based on anything or one of those where a producer called Stan up and said "Hey what do you think about lending your name to a project?"
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 04:11:11 PM »

Sadly, I'm looking forward to 'Lightspeed'. I first heard about the project last year, and was intrigued. Mainly because an actor I really like Daniel Goddard from the 'BeastMaster' tv-show is going to be playing to villian.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 08:40:39 PM »

Rented this one a while ago.  Pretty bad, I have to say.  Only good thing was some of the gore, which was decently done.  Not enough of it though.  What an awful ending too.  Not really particularly entertaining on any level.  Mostly just boring, the worst sin of all in these types of movies.
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