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Alan Smithee

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You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« on: August 07, 2006, 09:54:23 PM »

This movie is utterly brain dead. For a kids movie, it has these ugly, poorly designed, paper mache, midgets, that can barely move their mouths when they speak, getting into all kinds of "trouble". It shows one of these "kids" getting drunk while a group of them sneak into a showing of "The Three Stooges".

What is this teaching kids?

Of course, the scene in the movie theatre is pathetic. It has people sitting around eating popcorn and hotdogs while watching the "Three Stooges" and yukking it up. Now, what movie theatre would still be showing THE THREE STOOGES, and who would pay to see it when you can probably can see The THREE STOOGES on television?

What's even more hilarious is when the GPK break into a non union sweatshop and steal sewing machines while singing about the virtues of helping each other out.

I'm not surprised this trash is in IMBD's Bottom 100.


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Alan Smithee

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 09:57:19 PM »

And who can not forget the "Basic Instinct" moment when a certain female is wearing a mini skirt and crosses her legs.. YOu'd think they'd catch that since the female was a minor.. SICK.


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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 11:34:34 PM »

Yep, it's pretty bad.

Still, I find the idea of a State Home for the Ugly to be fairly amusing.


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Shadowphile

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 09:20:59 AM »

And what straight male would give up something that hot for a collection of ugly Muppets?


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akiratubo

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 05:27:59 PM »

I loved the stickers. This movie was really, really bad. It was so obvious even to my nine-year-old self that whoever made it had no idea what to do with the premise.


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LH-C

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 05:02:34 PM »

I'm still surprised that this movie was even made. The worst ever cashing in of a fad.


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Shadowphile

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 07:59:50 PM »

Not even close to being the worst 'fad' movie.....


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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 08:53:03 PM »

Shadowphile Wrote:
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> Not even close to being the worst 'fad' movie.....

Coming this Summer: POGS: THE MOTION PICTURE.


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Shadowphile

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2006, 12:21:13 AM »

Pokemon 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5.....


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octopuscope

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Re: You have not lived unless you've seen the Garbage Pail Kids movie

« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 12:00:11 AM »

I wrote a review of this movie back in March that you can read here if anybody's interested -

http://www.gordonuniverse.com/octopuscope/movies/garbagepailkidsmovie.php

What a slow, unfunny turd that movie is.


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