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Dr. Whom
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2006, 09:15:10 AM »

You have one very twisted mind.
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2006, 12:09:20 PM »

'DON'T GO NEAR THE TREE':

An old oak tree in a local park eats anyone that walks too close to it, and grows their internal organs out of its branches instead of leaves.

starring Valerie Bertinelli.
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2006, 12:11:34 AM »

This has already been covered in Poltergiest & Dead Heat, but how about a zombie flick in which the survivors manage to seal themselves safely in an undergroung bunker, only to find that whatever is reanimating all the dead folks is also causing all the meat in their fridge to come back from the dead.
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2006, 06:12:20 AM »

With the help of government science run amok, a snake grows to huge proportions. Soon it begins to terrorize the population of a small midwestern town (the sequel would take place in a city or jungle) along with a group of quirky hunters that wish to end it's rampage. Eventually an FBI agent with a good heart crosses paths with an innocent but tough medical student and together they find a way to stop the snake's body count for good.
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2006, 06:29:57 AM »

Genetically mutated killer grass spreading across the prairie!
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2006, 11:18:50 AM »

I got one, a guy takes a dump at a toxic waste site and his excrement inexplicablily turns into a giant killing poop monster, that kills people by either suffocating them or crawling out of the toilet while they're on it and (well, you get the idea.)

One guy tries to shoot the monster only to have all the methane that surrounds the creature ingnite, killing him but leaving the monster unscathed.

In the end, the guy who took the dump managed to reason with the monster, telling that he's a part of him and winning it over with love.  

Film ends happily with the guy and monster living out in a travel far from civilization (we use the government shipping them huge stocks of food) which the guy eats and regular "contributes" to the monsters growth (I'll leave it up to your imagine as to how.)

(shudders)

Where do I come up with this s**t???  (No pun intended...)
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2006, 12:32:32 PM »

BTM wins...
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2006, 01:35:26 PM »

Remeber guys, just because a concept has been used, it doesn't mean you can't do another story in the same vein, just make it different enough to not get you saued or slandered by people who feel you're ripping off someone else.

Oh, and BTM, ever hear of a movie called "Monsturd"? You may be disappointed when you look this title up...
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2006, 03:00:00 PM »

> Oh, and BTM, ever hear of a movie called
> "Monsturd"? You may be disappointed when you look
> this title up...

Whoa, no way! (Note, I resisted saying "You gotta be s**tting me!")

I mean, I was kind of thinking about that Poop Monster in Dogma but still, can't believe someone actually did a film with a similar theme...

I guess when it comes to movies, ALL the ideas are taken, not just the good ones...
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2006, 04:06:48 PM »

You know, this sounds kind of like something Japan would make....
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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2006, 06:14:37 PM »

Ah yes, the Excremental.  Hell's cheap assassin. Made up of all the bodily waste expelled as people hung dying upon the crosses at Golgotha.
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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2006, 08:05:32 PM »

The idea was also used in the video game "Redneck Rampage."  One of the levels occurs in the sewer, and there are poop-flinging poop monsters, including the boss of that level, who is, to say the least, disgusting. Ah, it was a fun game, though...
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2006, 05:30:46 AM »

I'm thinkin' a psychological drama fit for lifetime TV.

A psychotic man ties his wife to a chair and tortures her by forcing her to watch sad movies without friends or tissues.
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2006, 06:11:03 PM »

Alex B may already know this, but the now-defunct comedy troupe Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre made a direct-to-video -- out of print -- called "Zontar:  Cow From Hell!"  that had exactly that plot.
Duck's Breath gave us Dr. Science and Randy of The Redwoods, among other culture heroes.
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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2006, 06:38:39 PM »

Grandpa dies in his favorite rocking chair, and anybody who sits in it is catapaulted off the porch onto the freeway to their deaths.  The chair is exorcised by a passing minstrel-hippie-throwback-preacher-Kirby salesman and his half-wit psychic brother Dale, who are subsequently annihalated by the freed spirit of Grandpa in a horrifying scene of blood and sheep's wool.  Grandpa then possesses a bedpan at the local health clinic, and sucks the rectums out of unsuspecting GI patients.
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