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raj
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« on: August 22, 2006, 02:14:21 PM »
Looks like the squirrel terrorists have some company

"OLYMPIA, Washington -- A fierce group of raccoons has killed 10 cats, attacked a small dog and bitten at least one pet owner who had to get rabies shots, residents of Olympia say."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/22/AR2006082200533.html
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 04:35:39 PM »
Oh no! Who will they recruit next? Opossums? Armadillos?


Seriously though, where I grew up people actually go coon hunting and it's a well known fact that they can take out a hound, especially if the raccoon  gets the dog into a stream. Yes, they can actually drown a dog.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 10:49:54 PM »
This sounds like a post for Odinn7............................
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 02:37:29 AM »
Psycho Killer Raccoons! If someone could find a pretext for getting them on a plane, we'd have a plot for a movie.
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 05:29:09 AM »
Or  on a space ship!!! With Sigourny Weaver! Or try killer sand worms on a luxery liner! Or those giant south american toads in a waterpark! Or rabid baboons on a rollercoaster! Or giant bunny rabbits on a ranch! (oh...thats already been done...Dam!)
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 09:43:56 PM »
When the dump that is their food source is paved to create a new shopping mall, a group of mutant raccoons move in, terrorizing some teens who broke in late one night during a holiday weekened.....
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Yaddo 42
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2006, 07:32:36 AM »
They're getting ready to go to war with the armadillos. I love to see people freak out when they find out that when frightened or cornered armadillos can leap about three feet straight up in the air. That seems to spook them almost as much as the news that they can carry leprosy (but are unlikely to infect humans).

Raccons vs. Armadillos: get your Critter Armageddon on!!!
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raj
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 12:21:30 PM »
Oooooh, Raccoons vs. Armadillos on a Plane.

When a group of rabid terrorist raccoons take over a plane, bent on destruction, it's up to Samuel L. Armadillo to take them down. . .
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 03:26:17 PM »
raj Wrote:
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> Oooooh, Raccoons vs. Armadillos on a Plane.
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> When a group of rabid terrorist raccoons take over
> a plane, bent on destruction, it's up to Samuel L.
> Armadillo to take them down. . .


Ooh,ooh....How do you Armadillo? Give him an M-16...
Squrrells with lightsabers....Lucas should have dont THAT, but noooooo!...
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2006, 12:43:10 AM »
You people are Mad . . .
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2006, 06:29:23 AM »
Squirrels with lightsabers.....in a locked room......with little kid Anakin.......and Jar Jar Binks......and Lucas when he came up with midochlorians (sp?).
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2006, 11:04:07 AM »
He started the whole squirrel revolt thing.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2006, 08:32:40 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2006, 05:35:44 PM »
Squirrels are now attacking our cultural icons:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060905/od_nm/squirrel_opera_dc

-Ed
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2006, 05:42:17 PM »
Squirrel kamikaze attack.  They're targetting opea singers.  I'm not sure if I should support the people or the squirrels...
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