"The Bikini Bandits Experience"

I was just wondering if there were any other people out there who happened to have heard of "The Bikini Bandits Experience". For some reason (probably only because I'm as much of a b-movie fan as a Maynard James Keenan fan) I felt like purchasing this one on my last trip to Suncoast. It has to be one of the most terrible, low-brow, but entertaining things I've ever seen....

For those of you who haven't seen it, the plotline is essentially this. The Bikini Bandits are a group of girls that run around in Bikinis fighting the evil G-Mart corporation. Within the first 5 minutes, they die and go to hell, where Satan (Maynard James Keenan from Tool) tells them they have to go back in time and desecrate the virgin Mary or watch Cory Feldman dance for an eternity (amongst other things). So, they go back and time, but Pope Dee Dee Ramone stops them. The Bikini Bandits then go back to hell where Pope Ramone and Satan have a laser beam fight. Pope Ramone shoots blue laser beams out of his cross, and Satan out of his... ummmm... manly parts.

After that, the Bikini Bandits hide out from the authorities in Amish Country, but are eventually discovered, and run off to a Top Secret Government Time Travel Facility. They travel back in time, again, but this time to 1776, where they make out with the founding fathers.

Then, the scene cuts away to the Bikini Bandits holding their Cory Feldman fan club meeting. An Amish woman knocks on the door, and procedes to tell them that her son has been kidnapped. So, the Bikini Bandits discover that he has been kidnapped to be part of a retard porn ring and go to save him. Just when it looks like the evil porn director (Jello Biafra from the Dead Kennedys) is going to get away with it, Cory Feldman and his league of ninjas save the day.

For those of you who think this movie is going to be some kind of exciting porno, prepare to be dissapointed, because there is no nudity. Additionally, the entire film is interrupted by fake commercials, short nonsensical animated scenes, girls smashing cars in (of course) bikinis, and scenes with "The Falconer" from Mad TV (or SNL... I get them mixed up these days). The acting is horrendous, the plot line makes next to no sense, and the budget must have been 50 bucks. This deffinetly qualifies it as a b-movie in my opinion. Anyways, I was just curious if there were any other people who had heard of this ridiculous movie, and what their opinions on it were.