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« on: November 23, 2006, 03:55:58 AM »

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so who else has seen this greatness? that acting and the way the creatures run is simply priceless

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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2006, 05:36:55 AM »

Hilariously bad but hilariously funny.  They must have super strength, because you just see those things and think 'that little beast creature would be lots of fun to kick around!'

Nice Clip.

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 07:08:38 AM »

I had only ever heard of the title, but did not even look into the plot.  Who would have guessed that they were killer Zuni dolls?  I will admit it makes them a little more fearsome in one respect:  it would be very easy for the small devils to sneak up on your through the underbrush.

Amazing how those people do so little to remove the creatures, despite being chewed on.  After several minutes I would probably limp over to a baseball-sized rock and start emulating what otters do with abalone.

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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2006, 09:51:39 AM »

That was a good clip. Will be keeping an eye out for them........I mean the film. Little shrunken head dolls attacking people in the woods. Wouldn't want to ruin the film with a higher budget, but it makes me wonder. They are creepy critters for sure.

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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2006, 06:32:54 PM »

I know Andrew won't remember this at all, but I suggested this one for review in an email right when I first joined, or maybe even before I joined.  Maybe 3 years ago?

I freakin LOVE THIS MOVIE.  It's horrible, but hilarious.  Every time my husband and I even hear mention of someone with a leg problem, we start in with "My leg!  My leg?  My leg wooooo!"  Stupid, yeah.  But it cracks us up.   Thumbup

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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2006, 11:54:41 AM »

Realy? This sound a likely prospect for Mr. Lobo and company. There be cheese HERE!

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2006, 05:21:22 PM »

Reviewed this myself about 2+ years ago. Ironically, I also grabbed stills for it, almost all of which came from that same YouTube'd sequence. It really is quite the bizarre little bit of b-movie hokum.


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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2006, 06:12:44 PM »

cool review. I just reviewed it myself a couple days and took a pic of the Acid water scene where the guy's face is melted, that's another thing in the movie that's hilarious, not only do the people have to worry about the beasts, they also gotta look out for the fearsome waters haha

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