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Jenn
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« on: April 05, 1999, 12:27:24 PM »

The VD wav... why the hell did he answer back by telling her what VD meant??  That wasn't what she asked!
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legumeman@yahoo.com
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 1999, 07:54:55 AM »

 This movie was utter crap. I think you made a mistake with the rating aswell because in Australia this film is only rated M. If it is rated R then censorship laws have alot to answer for.
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 1999, 11:14:05 PM »

This girl had a baby with all of her clothes on??? What did she do, cough it out?
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Paul Westbrook
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 1999, 10:25:10 AM »

I rented this film for some friends one time, and they said that watching Jesse wrestle is much better than seeing him act in this junk. Jesse, stick to wrestling, and politics.
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Paul H.
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2000, 03:05:37 PM »

I really wanted to like this movie, after all I am from Minnesota and grew up only 3 miles from Jesse's house.  However, this movie sucks.  And the only way for a movie to suck in my book is to be boring.  Whats is with the bad camera work and long chases in the woods.  I think I fell asleep at that point.  

Rating 2.5 out of ten or 1 green glob.

As for all of his other Movies.  Jesse is the star.
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Adam
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2000, 09:58:29 PM »

Wasn't there a scene where Tommy mentally makes another kid pee his pants?
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Stefan Robak
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2000, 10:26:14 AM »

The Anti-Life equation?  Wasn't that something that the comic book villain Darkseid (not a typo) was looking for?  Oh, well. The New Gods suck anyway.
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The Co-mater
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2000, 01:52:32 PM »

I'd have to say that this was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, and it wasn't meant to be funny. Watch the movie if you need a good laugh. Can somebody do me a favor and provide me with Ground Transportation?
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Jeremy French
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

A friend lent me this movie about 3 years ago to show me how bad is was.  I'm a movie lightweight, and could only manage about half way through before I gave up.
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Danny O'Brien
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Yes, this film is a genius piece of work.  It has an easy going attitude, and doesn't take itself too seriously.  It reminds me very much of early David Kronenberg films, only far superior.
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popman
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Very boring movie.

I had the feeling to see a bad remake of Terminator with a 80's pornmovie sountrack.

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Steven Millan
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

   "Rock Superstar" Jesse Ventura does very little to flex his acting muscles in this extremely cheezoid flick from Canada,the Land of Terrence and Phillip.
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Josie
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I found this in the 'Cheapass DVD' bin at Wal-Mart for $3.88, and I gotta say I'm glad that's all I paid for it.  To be honest, I DID think you were kidding about the soundtrack.  Oy vey.  There were a couple of bits where I was positive Kenny G was about to start singing 'I'll Be Home For Christmas.'

Excuse me, I have to go listen to some Nickleback or something now... anything to dispel this weird feeling that I'm stuck in an elevator.
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Kenner
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Wow, It's true, Jesse Venturas is an EVEN WORSE at acting then he is at politics.
The movie itself was directed by Damian Lee who helmed such classics as "Food Of The Gods II" and "Agent Red" is bad but has a few moments of entertainment (Unitentional hilarity) to relieve the tedium.

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MessiahMan
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I rented this movie once...it was kinda slow, but the easy listening soundtrack was GREAT!  I wasn't TOO partial to the movie, but I just found the DVD on half.com for 3 bucks, so I figured I'd buy it up while the buying was good.  It's the same price I'd pay to RENT it round my new digs, unfortunately!
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