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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2008, 05:39:31 AM »

Watching this movie is like having sex with an attractive double amputee: Humorous, degrading, strangely gratifying and best done while inebriated.

Sho Kosugi does kata through pink mist, plays air guitar with a tennis racket, cuts water melons in half, fights midgets and goes old man-incognito etc etc..

There's a scene where Rahji uses the power of bad editing to block a bullet - and then laughs about it. There is also a scene where Brent Huff, AKA Steve Gordon, AKA Macho Man, dispenses mass destruction with a multi-round grenade launcher simply known as "The Dancer". And amongst such other crazy s**t, there is a scene where one ninja uses a cardboard cut-out of another ninja (or possibly himself) as an illusionary-defense against oncoming throwing stars. This suggest that there is perhaps a factory of some kind or an 'Office Max' that is exclusive only to ninjas where a ninja can take a photo copy of himself and have it blown up and processed into a full size cardboard image.

I am fairly certain that this film is viewed daily as training video for various special Ops of the United States Armed forces.


P.S. - Soren sucks balls.     
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 03:37:45 PM »

Dworkin?  The Pattern?

So this is what they show at the theatres in Amber?  Makes me wonder what the hell is playing in the Courts of Chaos...
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2008, 10:00:13 AM »

How could they afford to shoot this in 2.35:1 widescreen with how low budget the movie was?
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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2009, 05:43:47 PM »

Just found out that the guy who played Alby Blackie Dammitt was also in Lethal Weapon as a drug dealer in the opening who gets nailed by Mel Gibson.
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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2009, 10:46:43 PM »

I just watched the credits.  I have not seen the move yet, but I am going to now.  I love the eighties ninja movies.  My favorite is American Ninja.  The fighting was to funny.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2010, 11:12:00 PM »

That should be a master swordsman ?
He didn't get even one tiny ballet dancer out of three!
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