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« on: January 06, 2000, 12:20:56 AM »

Saw this one on Skinemax a few months back.  In retrospect, I thought the plot was lacking and full of holes, but when watching it, I learned that I really didn't care at that moment in time, 'cuz of all the massive nudity.  I also learned that on Skinemax, you can get away with showing the, uhh, "bearded (or shaved, in this matter) clam". Damn!!!  To be more specific, Hot Damn!!!!
I don't recall much of anything else specific (due to nudity quotient) but I do remember that the "Blind-Fu" kicked ass.  I don't know why I thought that was cool, maybe 'cuz I'm a Daredevil fan (The Man Without Fear!).  All in all, I give it a 3 out of 5.
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2000, 01:34:26 PM »

Why we dont just call this movie:
it will be better........
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

     How could you possibly give this movie a 2 Star-rating!  Not only was it an intimate view into the wonderful world of ,,errr Dancing, but it showed the hard work, dedication and strengh of character it takes to make it in the business. Plus it was Kitty Kat's Favorite Drama!  While it only appears that I have fallen off the wagon again and found Jack, as well as this site again, I am truely disturbed by the lack of feeling for this little priceless work of ,,, errr art!  This movie deserves 4 stars minimum just for the looks of horror on every woman's face that first night it ever graced the screens of your living room.
some dude
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2000, 07:42:47 PM »

i dunno good movie i guess, and dude here in nebraska there is no such thing as an "inocent girl" and yes they do shave (you know what i mean)
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

sounds like you need a "gratuitous plot shot" for this little gem!!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »


I used to watch this on Cinemax back when I was 12 or 13...I don't know why you bothered to review it, its basically a soft-core porn movie.

(But the main actress was incredibly hot)
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2006, 12:49:38 PM »

Uh, are yew sure that this izznt just a porno, Andrew?

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 05:29:32 PM »

Did the writers of Showgirls see this film before writing this movie because this movie seems similar in a way to it.
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