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warlorde
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« on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I bought this movie on video, and you are right this movie
does SUCK! with a big 'S'! There are no real sex scenes and the overall movie just....SUCKS!
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Bobby
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

How did this piece of crap escape getting a skull?
The worst film I was ever stupid enough to watch.
Seriously.
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Hiker
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

You haven't answered the burning question of whether the original is better or not...
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

To qoute Ashton Kutcher:"Dude,where´s my comment?"
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jason
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2003, 05:57:16 PM »

bought this on dvd from a boot fair looked good on the cover but after 10 minutes my brain started to hurt unbelivibly my roomate  would not switch it off he thinks it is one of the most comical films he has seen for a long time there is no accounting for taste this film does prove that you will never go broke by having a film with farting noises in it how on earth you gave it two green tears for it i will never know i can only assume you have seen films worse than this you have my sympathy
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KHANNNNN! KHANNNNN!
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2003, 12:28:46 PM »

This movie can only be watched a 2 in the morning while being a little high.
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Steven Millan
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

      My,does everybody seem to hate this Troma-wannabe sequel to the immortal classic "Flesh Gordon",for sure the Turd People are stupid,as is the ongoing chicken humping(bestiality)gag,but this film does have its moments,in terms of nudity,monsters,and the "surprise" return of Emperor Wang.
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Willard
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Flesh Gordon II was a great flick. Farrelly brothers were also big fans of this oddity and this film holds the first "Sperm" joke on screen long There's Something About Mary. Why does everyone seem to think there'd be real sex in it?  Granted, the cheerleaders are the homeliest chicks you'd ever want to see on screen, but the movie is a blast with so many fun scenes that you will NEVER see any where else. Way ahead of it's time. The movie was also cut to pieces, butchering jokes that now have no ending.

For instance, when Flesh swings on the spider web at the end and grabs the box from a Green colored rabbi, it doesn't make any sense. The scene that was cut-out explains it which was that Queen Frigid tells Flesh in an earlier scene that the codes to the Impotence Ray were kept in "a box with a green jewel on it". After Flesh grabs the box, he asks Queen Frigid, "Could Homer have meant "A box with a green jew on it?".

Lighten up people. It's one of the most original movies you'll ever watch.

 
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Felicity
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

This is one of those movies I wanted to see when it came out, but I was too young and wasn’t allowed to see it--and then when I finally saw it a few years ago it was depressingly bad.

My interest was originally sparked by the fact that it was filmed here in Vancouver and the star was a local actor.  There was a big “local boy makes good” article in The Province (one of the city’s main newspapers) promising big things in the future for this talented young thespian.  Added to that was the fact that it was science fiction and comedy *and* porn.  And it was made in the 1980s.  How could you lose?

The answer is, bad production values, immature comedy, and not-very-attractive people in not-very-sexy situations.

Watching this movie I felt so embarrassed for the actors--not because of the lines they had to recite or the low-brow scenes they had to play, but because they were such horrible actors.  How could they bring themselves to stand in front of the film crew, much less moviegoers, and act that badly?  I cannot believe these were the best actors they could find for this movie.  There had to be better actors out there desperate for work.  Was the premise so tacky that no halfway competent starving actor would go near it?  Did the people making the movie have a reputation in the local film industry for being jerks who were hard to work with and who never paid their cast and crew on time?  These were the things that went through my mind as I watched Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders.
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B J N
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

Really bad film.
Starts off OK but after 5 minutes the filmmakers lost their bottle and the rest is like any other movie of its time.
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Bambi
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Damn I was in that film as a waitress in the baby bar .. hell I can't beleive that I waited hours as they messed up lines. The days were long on that film what a waste.. and no pay. The main stars were so out of control .. you would have thought they were huge hollywood actors the way they acted on the set. Well it did not help my career lol.. so be cool ..Bambi Fernando
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Cambot99
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Everytime I see the turd dudes, I look away cause I feel like I'm going to puke
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Larry Talbot
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Michael Stevens, from the Sneak Peek website voiced the animated 'Green Monster' during the first five minutes into the film, which I thought was pretty funny. I can see why the Farrelly Bros dig this film. Although the movie is way too long in some parts, it does have some ambitious ideas, with a beautiful actress playing Dale who manages to keep  a dignified face throughout some hilariously bizarre scenes, the assistant 'Bator' is quite amusing as a slavering pop-eyed fool and the stop-motion animation, puts anything that Howard Stern has ever come up with, to shame.
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Must have caffeine...


« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2007, 02:14:51 AM »

Andrew, dumb question, but can you or anyone get me a WAV or mp3 of the full version of the song offered as a sample of the soundtrack here, The All-American Hero by Terrea Smith? It's a stupid movie but the song is damn catchy. I first heard it on the preview for the movie and the brief snippet in the WAV there has got me wanting the entire thing. I know. I'm sick.
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2007, 04:14:09 PM »

There was a second one. Darn! My sister is going to love hearing that. Ever since she saw the first "Flesh Gordon" and loved it, she's been waiting to see if there was a sequel to it.
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