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JoJo
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« on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Wow, just the sight of that Andy Kaufman robot is enough to scare me the hell away from this. Then there's that theme song, the ugh dialogue, and... HENNY YOUNGMAN? I can see how the Webmaster qualified for the marines, because this looks like the ultimate endurance test.
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John Dashwood
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2006, 12:48:36 PM »

         .....skniht I niarb ym deirf
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John Dashwood
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I don't like that Andy Kaufman's attempt at cutesy pie voice. It's so frigging annoying! Though I think when he p**sed off the whole South. That was funny! These people take themselves way too seriously! (I like down South.)
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DigiRanma
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 10:17:47 PM »

Worse than Robo CHIC?
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Joe
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 08:30:40 AM »

Stan winston did the special effects and won an award for it
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ArmCommander.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

OK, this deserves Robot Hell.

Show it who's boss, Krogoth.
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JMR3000
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Good Lord, the audio clips are painful enough!  The Webmaster sat through an entire movie of this tripe?  He should be cloned to improve the human gene pool -- such heroic resilience is a scarce commodity among us mortals.

Those who are sufficiently steeped in sci-fi probably noticed the "clever" names of the junk yard geeks, Calvin and Susan.  The robot expert in Asimov's "I Robot" stories is Dr. Susan Calvin.
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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Maybe there is something out there worst then "The Star Wars: Holiday Special," or maybe this is the worst film that Andrew has seen this year.

I remember this, or, at least, I remember the commercials for this film. Maybe it's a good idea I didn't waste my money seeing this.

I knew that party guest in the image looked familiar. That's cult director/actor Paul Bartel. Whose next film, would be the cult favorite, "Eating Raoul."

And Calvin, he's played by actor, Christopher Guest.

As I have said, I have not seen this film, but Jack Carter must not have written his own jokes. I have heard him, and he can be quite funny.
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John Dashwood
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

Wow. That clicp I says it all already. They should use it at Gitmo.

John
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amylewiz
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

OH NO!! my human heart is broken. I read "this is worst piece of cinematographic disaster in rather a while" and almost cried! I love this film so much and am really sad to firstly read that it deserves Robot Hell, and secondly that is on www.badmovies.org! I'm gutted.

amylewiz
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DirtyDog
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2006, 02:15:39 PM »

LOL! I was a kid (6) when I saw this and loved it. It's a good baby sitting video.
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radioman970
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 11:58:21 AM »

I've had an odd desire to see this for the longest time.  Luckily I've resisted.  That clip alone is enough to require a man to come in and slap your face when it's done.  Just to get your brain back up and running.  Still....one day....I'll put myself through this...I just know it........   Bluesad
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amylewiz
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2007, 11:25:33 AM »

eeeh! watch it - watch it NOW! its great, even if you don't like it - i'm sure you wll stull find it great!

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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 04:48:53 PM »

I saw this in the theater when it came out.  Thank god for therapy.  And psychiatric pharmaceuticals.  And electro-shock.
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 10:34:44 AM »

 I just watched this flick on DVD and I didn't think it was too bad. Catskill (the Henny Youngman robot) had some good lines. Yes, its a silly movie but its harmless and light-not too brain taxing. God bless Andy Kaufman! If only he had been in a movie where he could really cut loose. I can't believe Alan Arkush ("Get Crazy") directed this flick. Not what you'd expect from the man who gave us one of the ultimate teenage rebellion movies of the late 1970s-I mean (of course) "Rock And Roll High School". Did anyone notice that both Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov cameoed in "Heartbeeps"?
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