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« on: November 30, 2006, 01:30:11 PM »

Ah, the victim in nearly every script involving my lunch.  My favorite version of this is as follows:

Oat nut bread, German spicy honey mustard, thick sliced monterey jack cheese, and several medium thickness slices of Boar's Head BBQ chicken.  Served with a pickle. 

Just to top it off, today I am on leave (Katie had a dental appointment and took Jenna with her - Jenn'a first dental appointment is next Tuesday), so I was able to have a tall pilsner of Spaten Octoberfest with my lunch.  That was good.

On a related note, wait a few after eating your yogurt to wash it down with the beer.  Funky tasting...

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 02:26:03 PM »

At first I thought you were talking about a movie called, "The Ultimate Sandwich" but then I realized you were talking about your lunch.

Your sandwich sounds good except for the pickle.
I've never liked pickles in any form.
Was the pickle on the sandwich, or off to the side?

There have been many times in my past where I took the pickles off my burger or sandwich and asked a friend or family member, "Do you want my pickles?"
And 99% of the time, they took them.

Ironically...I love the smell of pickles, but can't stand the taste.
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 04:29:22 PM »

the ultimate sandwhich should use waffles instead of bread   Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 07:25:13 PM »

Mine is the "Turkey Dinner"... Whole grain bread (the kind with seeds, nuts. bark) with turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, sandwich veggies and cream cheese. 

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 09:33:34 PM »

Spam and cheese sandwich with any kind of mustard on toast. Maybe some lettuce.

Reubens, Tomato, and BLT sandwiches are also favorites of mine.

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 10:22:53 PM »

just looking at spam makes my arteries hurt...I wish I could eat spam all day though  Bluesad
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 11:50:09 PM »

Roast beef, rare, with cheddar cheese and horseradish on rye bread and a bottle of Sam Adams black lager. Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2006, 04:53:50 AM »

Dont laff. OK, you can if you want. Boloney and peanut butter with crushed potato chips on Hillbilly brand bread. Crunchy peanut butter-JIF.

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