Funniest Scene In A Zombie Movie?

[Mr. DS]

for some reason I always got a laugh out of Captain Rhode's intensity in Day Of The Dead.  Love the quotes (paraphrasing)
"Run you f*cking lunatics!"
"These things are dead and you want to teach them tricks"
"You want me to salute that pile of walking pus? Salute my ass!"
"Choke on em!" (when his guts are being eating)

I actually watched Return Of The Living Dead and as always laughed through it all.  James Karen is priceless in that movie.  Even when he is just whining. 

Dead Alive is just funny period. 

[Shadow]

Loved the celebrity sniping contest in the Dawn Of The Dead remake. 

I believe I'm one of the only fans of that film....

And me.

The Zombie vs. Zombie knife fight in Zombie Lake.

[Andrew]

Loved the celebrity sniping contest in the Dawn Of The Dead remake. 

I believe I'm one of the only fans of that film....

I enjoyed it and the "Hey, shoot (insert famous person) here." game that they played with the guy holed up in the gun store was awesomely funny and morbid.  A good touch.

[RCMerchant]

I liked the remake as well! On it's oen terms,it's a very entertaining movie! I enjoyed it much more than Tom Savini's remake of NotLD.(anyone remember that one?) Another Peter Jackson movie BAD TASTE...lotsa fun stuff there!

[Amanda]

I'm up in Minnesota for a week, no computer, and come back to see all of my favorite scenes posted.  Dammit.

"Send More Paramedics" is my favorite.  It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.  Anything from Dead Alive/Braindead - especially the Father McGruder scene.  I really enjoyed the Dawn of the Dead remake too!  I like the little shot of the "Smeat" can in Gymboree.

I actually quite liked House of the Dead II.  Some sly, off the side political comments in there that made me laugh.  I hated the first one, but really enjoyed the second one.  However, I also liked Day of the Dead - Contagium, so....my taste obviously blows, I know it. 

[Mr_Vindictive]

I'm up in Minnesota for a week, no computer, and come back to see all of my favorite scenes posted.  Dammit.

"Send More Paramedics" is my favorite.  It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.  Anything from Dead Alive/Braindead - especially the Father McGruder scene.  I really enjoyed the Dawn of the Dead remake too!  I like the little shot of the "Smeat" can in Gymboree.

I actually quite liked House of the Dead II.  Some sly, off the side political comments in there that made me laugh.  I hated the first one, but really enjoyed the second one.  However, I also liked Day of the Dead - Contagium, so....my taste obviously blows, I know it. 

I still have yet to see Contagium.  I keep forgetting about it.  Might have to push it up on my Netflix.

[Jim H]

I don't know if it is THE funniest scene, but I like the scene where the tarman gets his head smacked off with a baseball bat in ROTLD.

[Shaggs[Pl]]

I won't be oryginal

- Kung fu priest in "Dead Alive"
- Fighting with shark in "Zombie Flesh Eaters"
- In "Dawn Of The Dead" there was a scene where zombie travelled laying on escalator I thought I was gonna die 

Also hitting the zombie with snooker stick in "Shaun OF Dead" and whole Zombie '90 - This movie is such a crap that I couldn't stop my laughter

[Ozzymandias]

Ozzymandias speaks: I know it is un-PC but I love in King of the Zombies where Mantan Moreland is being told about the zombies by the young maid and then later when he is hypnotized by the Nazi zombie master into thinking he is a zombie.

Also the gun totting dope in Night of the Living Dead who is asked by a reporter if the move slow and he replies "Yeah, there dead. There all messed up."

[Menard]

Ozzymandias speaks: I know it is un-PC but I love in King of the Zombies where Mantan Moreland is being told about the zombies by the young maid and then later when he is hypnotized by the Nazi zombie master into thinking he is a zombie.

Also the gun totting dope in Night of the Living Dead who is asked by a reporter if the move slow and he replies "Yeah, there dead. There all messed up."

Uh...you for to end with Ozzymandias has spoken 

[RCMerchant]

Ozzymandias speaks: I know it is un-PC but I love in King of the Zombies where Mantan Moreland is being told about the zombies by the young maid and then later when he is hypnotized by the Nazi zombie master into thinking he is a zombie.

Also the gun totting dope in Night of the Living Dead who is asked by a reporter if the move slow and he replies "Yeah, there dead. There all messed up."

Actually,the only reason to watch KING of the ZOMBIES IS Mantan Moreland ! He always made a lousy picture worthwhile! I wish Ithey would come out with a Mantan Moreland collection DVD.Mantan was a GREAT comedian,and deserves to be rediscovered.

[Amanda]

I still have yet to see Contagium.  I keep forgetting about it.  Might have to push it up on my Netflix.

It's not the best movie ever made, but I was expecting something unspeakable.  I thought they did an alright job with what they had.  Most definitely better than what a lot of people have been saying! 

[Matt]

In the interest of posting something that nobody's mentioned yet, the "Matrix bullet time rip off" scene from VERSUS was freaking classic.

[Mr_Vindictive]

Yeah, Matt is right.  I had forgotten about Versus.

Not just the bullet time stuff...a good portion of that film is comedy.  Makes for a fun film.

[Torgo]

Almost any scene in Zombie 3 has me in stitches.

The whole part with the dead birds, the zombie with the back problem that attacks the blond chick in the abandoned gas station, the flying head coming out of the refrigerator...........

good times!