Sorry, Menard, I have to ask this:
This has got me wondering ~ that method in Judge Dredd
with using the three sea-shells to wipe your rear end: did that ever work? You never saw Sylvester Stallone, Sandra Bullock or Wesley Snipes take a minute out to use them or did they just prefer to stink in San Angeles?
Funniest scene in a movie with toilet paper: the scene in Up In Smoke
where Cheech goes to the toilet and finds that poor guy bound hand and foot on "the throne".
Thanks, Skaboi, I should slap myself. Some karma for you and a colossal clout for me.