Top 5 worst movies ever

[daveblackeye15]

1)Children of the Living Dead.
2) I Eat Your Skin/Flesh.
3)Alien Warrior.
4)Battlefield Earth.
5)Manos the Hands of Fate.

[RCMerchant]

I love MANOS! I even like I EAT YOUR SKIN(though I'm not sure exactly why!)
TORGO RULES!!!

[Efrem Sepulveda]

Here is my five badies:

5.  Equinox--Does being possessed mean that you make funny mugs for your friends on TV?
4.  Screamers (1982)--Men turned inside out.  I got fooled on this one.
3.  Gong Show Movie--Showing J.P. Morgan's breasts was painful.  Ugh!!
2.  Manos, the hands of Fate--Gotta go with the flow on this one.
1.  McHale's Navy--What a waste of talent.  How can somebody ruin a movie with Bruce Campbell in it!?  They achieved the impossible and created a stinking pile of dookie.

[Masked_Maverick]

Battlefield Earth.

Agreed I forgot about this hollywood peice of scientology propaganda movie. It was complete garbage anothe film I'd rather see Joe Don Baker roll around in bed with Linda Evans than see this movie again. Sorry about the anaologies just stating things I'd rather do/see than certain movies.

[Just Plain Horse]

Okay, a few things...

I too was dissapointed by Hollow Man. It started going downhill when Kevin Bacon killed that dog in the cage- which was kind of comical instead of horrible- and just got worse from there on. Up to that point, I thought it was okay.

I must agree that Jason X sucked pretty bad, but since I'm no fan of the FT13th series, I found it only moderatly awful by comparision (what's the one where they play the whole thing for laughs? That one was worse than Jason X.. and the one where he goes to Manhattan was no pleasure cruise, either). I would say all the sequals sucked ass. I fell alseep trying to watch the second one. I've sat through Yongary, The Frozen Dead and The Unearthly, but Friday the 13th part 2 put me to sleep like a little kid. BOOORING!

Maximum Overdrive isn't good, but I put it on the level with Creepshow... it has a few redeeming moments. I loved the Green Goblin head on that one truck, too. I would've hated Creepshow except for the story about the monkey thing in the box.

Also, Eight Legged Freaks was bad... not awful, but way too predictable... and conveniant... and repetitive.

[Andrew]

I'd rather see Joe Don Baker roll around in bed with Linda Evans than see this movie again. Sorry about the anaologies just stating things I'd rather do/see than certain movies.

Why would somebody ever think about that?  Is there a "Sextette" Muse that goes around putting ideas like this into people's heads?

[Shadow]

Good god, I hope not. As it is now, I cannot see Timothy Dalton in anything anymore without expecting the shambling corpse of Mae West to lurch on screen and gasp out an innuendo or two.

Though...she couldn't possibly look any older.

[Andrew]

Good god, I hope not. As it is now, I cannot see Timothy Dalton in anything anymore without expecting the shambling corpse of Mae West to lurch on screen and gasp out an innuendo or two.

Though...she couldn't possibly look any older.

True, at least not without shedding her skin and becoming a skeleton.

[Bill C.]

My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War, though my having blocked out nearly all of Nudist Colony of the Dead probably says something about that.

After them, though?  Pssh...I dunno...I can't include Zardoz, since you can actually laugh and go "The hell?" at that.  BloodRayne, perhaps, in all its awesome dullness...

[Andrew]

My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War

"No...greater...love...hath...man."

I cannot hate the movie for the simple reason that it actually took alien slave masters, Robert Z'Dar, and dinosaurs and mushed them all together into one plot.  That the bible-converted hero can kill the dinosaurs, using only his knife, while SWAT teams are easy kills for the alien-created reptiles - well, that is gravy.

[Bill C.]

My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War

"No...greater...love...hath...man."

I cannot hate the movie for the simple reason that it actually took alien slave masters, Robert Z'Dar, and dinosaurs and mushed them all together into one plot.  That the bible-converted hero can kill the dinosaurs, using only his knife, while SWAT teams are easy kills for the alien-created reptiles - well, that is gravy.

Okay, point.  You can (in the right mindset) laugh at the awesomely bad schlock.  I don't think you can do that with BloodRayne...or at least not in the same way.

[Menard]

...I can't include Zardoz, since you can actually laugh and go "The hell?" at that. 

Go ahead...include it 

[Bill C.]

I don't know...as much of a trainwreck as it is, I just can't quite bring myself to hate on "The gun is good!  The penis is evil!"

[Pilgermann]

Currently:

5. The Wedding Planner--I'm pretty sure I'm exaggerating on this one since it's probably just mediocre, but I remember that it seemed to go on forever and ever and I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!
4. Sex and the Single Alien--A retarded film where aliens give a man the power to give women orgasms by using his mind.
3. 2001: A Space Travesty--The title couldn't be more fitting.
2. New York Minute--Crapping your pants during your own wedding would be less miserable than watching this movie.
1. The Cat in the Hat (2003 live action one)--I want to murder everyone who worked on this abomination.

[Kroogur]

5. Dracula Dead and Loving it!  I used to like Leslie Neisen but much like Chevy Chase an Bill Murray  he lost whatever it was that he once had.

4. Bubba Ho Tep  I like Bruce Cambell and all but even Ossie Davis couldn't save this one.

3. The Blair Witch Project  The first Scooby Doo movie was scarier than this and it didn't even have to drop the "F" bomb 37655 times throughout the film

2. Titanic   Yeah i know a documentory style alone movie would have bombed but the "slobs vs. the snobs" angle has been done to death.

1. Dawn of the Dead (remake)  Being born and raised in Pittsburgh, having travelled to all the locations where the films were shot, having met a goodly amount of the cast and crew from NOTLD, having met Tom Savini, and just generally being a pure Romero living dead fan i can say this movie actually caused me physical pain to watch it was hard for me to like any of the people in this film and when everyone died i didn't care