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« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2006, 04:12:43 PM »

If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.

That's the Only way anyone could watch it!! Smile

Yeah, I think your eyes melt and your ears start bleeding if you try to watch it without the MST3K commentary. Buggedout
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« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2006, 08:39:42 PM »

It occurs to me...I have an unwatched, unopened copy of From Justin to Kelly sitting in the DVD backlog from hell...
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« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2006, 10:30:49 PM »

It occurs to me...I have an unwatched, unopened copy of From Justin to Kelly sitting in the DVD backlog from hell...

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« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2007, 12:13:26 AM »

Why can I imagine all of us posting, asking Bill if he is okay, but not receiving any replies?  Then, after repeated pleas from all of us, a new post from Bill does appear and we are all horrified by the parallel to "The Statement of Randolph Carter."
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« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2007, 02:07:13 AM »

In no real order:

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!
Anaconda
Boa Vs Python
Starship Troopers
Spaceballs
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« Reply #65 on: January 01, 2007, 08:35:03 AM »

Okay, hang on a minute...Spaceballs?!?  Admitted, it's certainly not Mel Brooks at his finest, but huh?

And you're lumping it in with Boa vs. Python?!?
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« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2007, 10:34:52 AM »

First post...

The Roller Blade Seven
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Urban Legends: Final Cut
Red Zone Cuba
Turkish Star Wars

Admittedly, I roared with laughter all the way through "Turkish Star Wars", so I'm not sure it belongs. It's even funnier when I remember copying it for a few mates, and accidentally unticked the subtitles box on DVD Shrink. Those poor fools had to make do without even being able to understand what the actors were saying :)
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« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2007, 11:22:46 AM »

Okay, hang on a minute...Spaceballs?!?  Admitted, it's certainly not Mel Brooks at his finest, but huh?

And you're lumping it in with Boa vs. Python?!?
Yes, Spaceballs. It's crap, especially compared to movies like Hyperspace.
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« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2007, 11:59:11 AM »

First post...

The Roller Blade Seven
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Urban Legends: Final Cut
Red Zone Cuba
Turkish Star Wars

Admittedly, I roared with laughter all the way through "Turkish Star Wars", so I'm not sure it belongs. It's even funnier when I remember copying it for a few mates, and accidentally unticked the subtitles box on DVD Shrink. Those poor fools had to make do without even being able to understand what the actors were saying :)

Welcome aboard. 

Interesting thing about your choice of "Robin Hood:  Men in Tights" is that I do not find the movie that awful.  If we were grading it like a coin, it would probably be "Fair."  However, I can understand why it might be that painful to you.  When a comedy misses a viewer's funny spot, it becomes completely devoid of entertainment. 

Films like "The Man Who Saved The World" and the "Indian Superman" are amazingly bad to me, but I can still find some amusement in how awful they are at times.
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« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2007, 12:11:52 PM »

Why Manos? I LOVE that movie.And ,believe it or not,even though I saw it on MSTK,Icannot stand that show.I may get some bad karma here,but I have to be honest about this. I HATE MSTK! It's annoying and the little heads in front of the screen are annoying!
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« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2007, 01:01:53 PM »


Interesting thing about your choice of "Robin Hood:  Men in Tights" is that I do not find the movie that awful.  If we were grading it like a coin, it would probably be "Fair."  However, I can understand why it might be that painful to you.  When a comedy misses a viewer's funny spot, it becomes completely devoid of entertainment. 

Films like "The Man Who Saved The World" and the "Indian Superman" are amazingly bad to me, but I can still find some amusement in how awful they are at times.
"Indian Superman"? What the hell? This I have to see.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights was one of two films where I've walked out of the cinema before the end. And I'm normally a big Mel Brooks fan too. But I know people who like it, so I guess some of it is just me.
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« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2007, 01:05:02 PM »

One thing I feel that is good about Robin Hood Men in Tights is the theme song, it gives my daughter, Kari and I something to sing as we walk through the Arroyo Seco archery range, and of course the Pasadena Roving Archers hate us for it.
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« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2007, 02:53:13 PM »

Top 5 worst movies ever? Thanks to Netflix I've managed to see alot of horrible movies

5. Manos, Hands of Fate
4. Garbage Pail Kids The Movie
3. A Very Brady Sequal
2. Jaws of Death
1. Wolf Creek

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« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2007, 08:17:14 PM »

The Terror Within  (Alien ripoff that even steals lines from Alien)
Manos (Nothing to say that hasn't already been said)
Laserblast (Boring...)
Godzilla VS Megalon (Complete with Ultraman rip-off)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (Half of this is just a re-cap of the first movie...)

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« Reply #74 on: January 01, 2007, 08:37:43 PM »

The Terror Within  (Alien ripoff that even steals lines from Alien)


Along the lines of Alien ripoffs, I think that this might not be the worst.  I sort of enjoyed the idea of them all hiding in the bunker, with the gargoyles infesting the terrain above them.  Also the broken contact with other refuge stations was interesting.

A movie that your post reminded me of was Unknown Origin. It is so bad as to directly copy a few scenes from "The Thing."
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