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« on: December 20, 2006, 03:36:36 PM »
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5. Slumber Party Massacre
4. Ultraviolet
3. House of the Dead
2. The Dead Next Door
1. S.I.C.K. (SERIAL INSANE CLOWN KILLER)
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2006, 03:38:45 PM »
You have to add to the list BATTLEFIELD EARTH. That is my worst film ever.

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2006, 03:49:06 PM »
Ultraviolet was not a work of art but no way was it a top 5 worst ever. I mean hell, Mila's stomach alone kept it from being top 5 worst.

House of the Dead wasn't all that bad either...I found that movie to be hilarious. The part with the zombies running through the woods and jumping off the almost hidden springboards was classic.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2006, 04:26:20 PM »
5) Pearl Harbor (2001)
4) Blade Runner (1982)...That's right, I said it!
3) The Shape of things to Come (1979)
2) In the Dust of the Stars (1976)
1) Rocketship XM (1950)
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2006, 04:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Him on December 20, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
4) Blade Runner (1982)...That's right, I said it!


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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2006, 05:12:09 PM »
1. Meatweed Madness [I've never seen so crappy movie. Propably the worst of Troma's bad ones]
2. Lucy Sky Diamond [Something which ought to be tribute to Guinea Pig series but it's hour and few minutes of idiotic running and moshing in front of dude in paper box  TeddyR )
3. Berserker: The Nordic Cursde [something like thsat. The worst slasher I've ever seen]
 

I can't think of another two movies ;]
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2006, 05:45:46 PM »
Off the top of my head...
1.I DISMEMBER MAMMA_ Whatta boring peice of SH!T!
2.LOST HIGHWAY -Whatta letdown! A meandering peice of self indulgent BULLSH!T on Lynch"s part? Did the studio preview this crap?
3.SGT> PEPPERS LONLY HEARTS CLUB BAND-GOOD GRAVY!!!
4.A whole lotta junk that plays on IFC by so called inellectually auteurs that make no sense to anyone and just serve the self in...uhh...see...ya know.
5. OK...have mercy...(gulp!) rocky horror picture show...?
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2006, 05:58:48 PM »
Galaxy of the dinosaurs is probably the worst movie I have ever seen ever.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2006, 05:59:57 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 20, 2006, 05:45:46 PM
Off the top of my head...
1.I DISMEMBER MAMMA_ Whatta boring peice of SH!T!
2.LOST HIGHWAY -Whatta letdown! A meandering peice of self indulgent BULLSH!T on Lynch"s part? Did the studio preview this crap?
3.SGT> PEPPERS LONLY HEARTS CLUB BAND-GOOD GRAVY!!!
4.A whole lotta junk that plays on IFC by so called inellectually auteurs that make no sense to anyone and just serve the self in...uhh...see...ya know.
5. OK...have mercy...(gulp!) rocky horror picture show...?


Some of the stuff on IFC can actually be worth watching.  I've seen numerous films on there that I wouldn't have given the chance at a video store. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2006, 07:36:56 PM »
Quote from: Shaggs[Pl] on December 20, 2006, 05:12:09 PM
3. Berserker: The Nordic Cursde [something like thsat. The worst slasher I've ever seen]

The one with the guy "wrestling" the bear?  Man, if you have also seen that, I just lost a bet with a friend.  I bet Gary that I would never run into another person who had seen that movie.

Some movies on my plain awful, painful, run away or hide under a table when it comes on list:

Sextette
I have actually been tackled and punched by others to get the remote away from me and stop this movie.  The only reason I put it on was to torture them anyway.

The Trial of Billy Jack
Three hours!  Three hours of Billy and his friends being held up as the best things since sliced bread, while any member of the establishment is so evil that they should have given them tails and pitchforks.  The moment the students did a TV interview, with a woman whose furniture was repossessed for non-payment, my brain grounded out.  What else should they have done?

Heartbeeps
I get it, they are almost human.
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2006, 07:42:03 PM »
Gotta go with...

" Manos " Hands of Fate
Mitchell
White Pongo
Robot Monster
Space Mutiny

In no paticular order.
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2006, 07:49:22 PM »
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2006, 07:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Andrew on December 20, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.

That's the Only way anyone could watch it!! Smile
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2006, 08:40:31 PM »
5. Mesa of Lost Women
4. The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
3. Battlefield Earth
2. Highlander 2
1. Leonard part 6

Leonard part six is the only movie I have ever walked out on in the theater. I sat through all of Battlefield Earth, Waterworld and even Titanic, but that Cosby movie did me in.
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2006, 08:45:07 PM »
Quote from: Ometiklan on December 20, 2006, 07:42:03 PM
Gotta go with...

" Manos " Hands of Fate
Mitchell
White Pongo
Robot Monster
Space Mutiny

In no paticular order.

Are you sure you are on the right forum? Robot Monster is one of the most entertaining bad movies ever made. It is sacred around here.
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