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« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2006, 03:52:11 PM »

Yes, I have talked about bad films because of their unrelaities sna dimplausibilities.  But for this topic, I am talking about a film that really offends me and should NOT be and I would suggest that every american boycott it.  And that film is Black Christmas.

Just what kind of twisted, sick and evil mind thought this up?  A horro film themed on Christmad at Christmas time?  That is so freaking WRONG!!!  Christmas is a time of joy and celebration, not a time of fear and paranoia.  Making a horror film like this is not right.  I ask all americans not to see this film and never buy the DVD.  We should punish the criminal who made it and the investors who funded this film should spend time in a mental health facility.

We must send a clear message to Hollywood.  No horror films about Christmas at christmas time.  BOYCOTT BLACK CHRISTMAS!!!

I can't understand why WyreWizard is this upset over a movie, I don't think that horror,slasher, sloberring monstrosity movies in general are Christmas movies, they certainly don't have Christmas themes, but the consensus here is that a movie that is set at Christmas time is a Christmas movie. I can go along with that, to paraphrase a chinese philosopher "A movie is like a finger pointed at the moon, only a fool would mistake the finger for the moon."
 Has anyone actually seen this movie?
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« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2006, 07:50:16 PM »

Well, he got three pages of replies, so he got what he wanted. Attention. Here I go playing into it too.

Sheesh, you get knocked offline for few days again, and it gets weird again.

Boycotts of films rarely work these days, they either draw more free attention to the film (see the similarity, this is why I think WyreWizard is just seeking attention and not sincere), peter out  on their own, or rile up people to be contrary and see it to spite the protests. When local protesters picketed Brokeback Mountain, it almost made me want to see it to stick it to them, but they were forced to stand too far away to see what people were going to see anyway. Capote was playing at the theater at the same time and they didn't seem to mind it. Besides most film do their main business after it plays at the theater, so the real money will be made after the boycott has ended anyway.

I like The Ice Harvest, which is set at Christmas, but it's only tangently a holiday movie. I reminds me of lots of awful Christmases I've had over the years, so I like it. People do nasty stuff to each other in that movie, should we ban that one too? Never mind it isn't seen as much as it should be. How about Bad Santa? The man has anal sex with a heavyset woman in a dressing room while dressed as Santa! Think of the children!

Worst idea in film "hostory"? Let's keep it all in the family here. Bob Clark directed the original Black Christmas and A Christmas Story, as pointed out early on; but the man also directed both Baby Geniuses movies. There's my vote.

And guess we have an answer to my "any negative karma scores" question.
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« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2006, 08:49:46 PM »

wait...this WyreWizard character was for reals?  Buggedout I seriously thought this thread started out as a parody of extreme conservatives that always whine about a "War on Christmas" every year.
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« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2006, 09:26:06 PM »

I can't understand why WyreWizard is this upset over a movie, I don't think that horror,slasher, sloberring monstrosity movies in general are Christmas movies, they certainly don't have Christmas themes, but the consensus here is that a movie that is set at Christmas time is a Christmas movie. I can go along with that, to paraphrase a chinese philosopher "A movie is like a finger pointed at the moon, only a fool would mistake the finger for the moon."
 Has anyone actually seen this movie?

Yes and by modern standards it is a bit tame, though some parts of it are chilling.  Films such as "Christmas Evil" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night" are much worse, if you ask me.
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« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2006, 10:47:21 PM »

I keep expecting WyreWizard to proclaim himself a troll who has fooled us all along.  Oh well.

My nomination is either the best or the worst.  I'm not really sure which.  It's a film called The Dragon Lives Again.  One of the many Bruce Lee clone cashins after his death. 

From IMDB: "The story follows Bruce Lee after he dies and ends up in Hell. Once there, he does the logical thing and opens a gym. After fending off the advances of the King Of Hell's naked wives, he discovers that the most evil people in Hell are attempting a takeover, so Bruce sets out to stop it. As if it wasn't weird enough, the evil people are: Zatoichi (the blind swordsman hero of Japanese film), James Bond, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Emmanuelle (the "heroine" of many European softcore porn films), Dracula, and, of course, Clint Eastwood (played by a Chinese guy). Aiding Bruce is The One-Armed Swordsman (hero of kung-fu films), Kain from the U.S. tv series, Kung-Fu (actually played by a Chinese guy this time), and Popeye the Sailor Man! Yes, Popeye the Sailor Man. He eats spinach and helps Bruce fight some mummies."

"Clint Eastwood" is really The Man With No Name from A Fistful of Dollars, et al. 

You can find this film in a DVD set of 4 Bruce Lee clone films.  I can't remember what the set is called, but I bought it just for this film and it was worth it. 
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« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2006, 03:52:14 AM »

The worst film idea honestly is Bat p***y. http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Features/deep_inside_bat_p***y.html I don't know why this movie exists, how this exists, and who it was suppose to exist for, it's unbelieveable, evey second of it. The idea of the movie was to have two extremely old ugly hillbillies with super thick southern accents talk nonsensically for 50 minutes while naked (and attempting sex apparently) and later having "Bat p***y" (another hillbilly) jump in and get naked with them...this somehow becomes the most hideous and worst attempt at a threesome (with everyone still talking nonsensically). For some reason Bat p***y rides on a big bouncy ball. It boggles the mind why anyone in the world would have ever thought of making such a movie...I keep asking myself "why would anyone in the universe film three ugly hillbillies naked laying on a bed talking stupidly for 50 minutes and have one of them called Bat p***y,Why, dear God WHY!?!"
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« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2006, 05:10:07 AM »

I keep expecting WyreWizard to proclaim himself a troll who has fooled us all along.

You know...I was wondering the same thing.

The other day, a certain Badmovies.org regular (who shall not be named) and I had a few words about our good friend Mr. Wizard while chatting on instant Messenger.

Here's the brief transcript taken straight from my message archive:

ashthecat3 : makes you wonder if he really truly believes what he writes....or if he's purposely f**king with us
Anonymous : He's f**king with us
Anonymous There's no way he's that.......stupid
ashthecat3 : well...you never know with some people
Anonymous : True, true



Part of me thinks that he is indeed f*cking with us.
But because his threads are so well written, part of me thinks that he's actually serious.
Only he knows for sure.

We've had our share of trolls here on this forum for years but none like Mr. Wizard.
I like to think of him as a "high functioning" troll.   TeddyR





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« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2006, 07:08:32 AM »

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The worst film idea honestly is Bat p***y.
NO! I'm sick and tired of you morons talking bad about this film, don't you see that when you watch this you are so obviously distracted by the general theme that you don't even consider the deeper meaning. For God's sake, just look at Eraserhead, Naked Lunch, Tetsuo, or anything of the sort! All those are very regarded as good films, so why not Bat p***y? Someone relly needs to acquire a taste for such deep films if you wish to truly appreciate them...
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« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2006, 08:03:25 AM »

Notes to Self:

1. Must find copy of The Dragon Lives Again.

2. Must direct cheap lousy porn movie. If someone can get something like Bat p***y made, any stupid self-nauseating idea I might have is bound to appeal to some group of freaks out there who would be willing to pay to see it.

3. It's the fact that WyreWizard's posts are fairly well written that makes me think he's a put on. He seems to pop up after storing up a fresh batch of outrage over film illogic or boundary crossing (like this time) for a while. If he posted regularly, or derailed others' threads I guess he was a sincere crank. Are any of his topic ever positive or in praise of something he likes?

And no, I wasn't Ash's IM buddy.
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« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2006, 09:06:41 AM »

Notes to Self:

[...]

2. Must direct cheap lousy porn movie. If someone can get something like Bat p***y made, any stupid self-nauseating idea I might have is bound to appeal to some group of freaks out there who would be willing to pay to see it.


You really mean direct and star, don't you?  Wink Otherwise you'll be missing  good deal of the fun.
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« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2006, 12:19:55 PM »

I keep expecting WyreWizard to proclaim himself a troll who has fooled us all along.  Oh well.

My nomination is either the best or the worst.  I'm not really sure which.  It's a film called The Dragon Lives Again.  One of the many Bruce Lee clone cashins after his death. 

From IMDB: "The story follows Bruce Lee after he dies and ends up in Hell. Once there, he does the logical thing and opens a gym. After fending off the advances of the King Of Hell's naked wives, he discovers that the most evil people in Hell are attempting a takeover, so Bruce sets out to stop it. As if it wasn't weird enough, the evil people are: Zatoichi (the blind swordsman hero of Japanese film), James Bond, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Emmanuelle (the "heroine" of many European softcore porn films), Dracula, and, of course, Clint Eastwood (played by a Chinese guy). Aiding Bruce is The One-Armed Swordsman (hero of kung-fu films), Kain from the U.S. tv series, Kung-Fu (actually played by a Chinese guy this time), and Popeye the Sailor Man! Yes, Popeye the Sailor Man. He eats spinach and helps Bruce fight some mummies."

"Clint Eastwood" is really The Man With No Name from A Fistful of Dollars, et al. 

You can find this film in a DVD set of 4 Bruce Lee clone films.  I can't remember what the set is called, but I bought it just for this film and it was worth it. 

I just put this one on my Christmas list, I've got to see this one. Twirling Twirling
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« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2006, 12:24:31 PM »

Now I can imagine most of that people in Hell having their arses grilled ( hot ). But Emmanuelle? All she did was some crazy bedroom antics, and it was in the 70s.
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« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2006, 09:18:41 PM »


The idea, the DESIRE to kill his wife can not be proven to have come from a movie.  Do you even know if THIS GUY saw THIS MOVIE and got his idea from that?  Or, are you creating a link between two unrelated events?

By the way, turning up the AC to fool investigators would do nothing.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!  Man, you people give malice a new definition.  You all call me a troll.  Your attacks go BEYOND simple flaming.  But its short of a hate crime.

Anyways, that guy had seen that movie.  He even had a videotape of it.  He even discussed the idea of it to a friend.  If ya don't believe me, then check out the Discovery Channel's New Detectives.  They have the story I'm sure.

Yes, I know you people hate my guts.  I know you'd all like to see me hanged or worse.  But like it or not, I'll keep posting to this message board.  I'll keep tearing up the reality and plausibility mistakes that movies, tv shows and tv commercials make while you people continue living in your fantasy words in complete denial of reality.
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« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2006, 02:53:15 AM »

I don't hate you Wyre...I don't think anyone else here does either.
We just question your motives.

Dude, you've got -10 karma....that's bad. 
By the way, I never voted against you...that's the other members' votes.  I chose to remain neutral and not vote at all.

Time to come clean.

You're a decent writer.
Why p**s everybody off?

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« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2006, 07:40:25 AM »

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!  Man, you people give malice a new definition.  You all call me a troll.  Your attacks go BEYOND simple flaming.  But its short of a hate crime.
It's cause you tick a lot of people off. In your previous posts you seemed to show a hate against escapism.

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Anyways, that guy had seen that movie.  He even had a videotape of it.  He even discussed the idea of it to a friend.  If ya don't believe me, then check out the Discovery Channel's New Detectives.  They have the story I'm sure.
Again, did he get the idea from the movie, or just the method from the movie? Does it ever say? Most of us deny the theory that watching violent acts makes you violent (or at least actively violent)

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Yes, I know you people hate my guts.  I know you'd all like to see me hanged or worse.  But like it or not, I'll keep posting to this message board.  I'll keep tearing up the reality and plausibility mistakes that movies, tv shows and tv commercials make while you people continue living in your fantasy words in complete denial of reality.
And we don't care, I actually find your scientific explanations (as opposed to just saying "It can't be true becuz it dosn't exist" or some simple crap like that) kind of interesting. But what is this "complete denial of reality"? Are you honestly saying that although we enjoy these movies we believe they could actually happen? Look, this is even more flawed then your other assumption, even if you are right about movie triggering violent acts, I believe you'd already have to be pretty screwed up if a movie alters your perception of reality to such an extent.
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