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« on: December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM »
Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 09:21:57 AM »
::Don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke............::

So in the komodo world "go screw yourself" isn't an insult but just a lifestyle choice?

The bad thing the little ones will grow up and forget to call or give her anything on Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Don't tell Dan Quayle! (Okay that one is very dated)

How long till she goes to court seeking child support from herself?

She'll mess up the little dragons minds guilt tripping them, "If you knew what I had to go through in order to have you....."

Actually the father was......David Crosby!!!

The part of the mother komodo dragon will be played in the movie by Jodie Foster.

Man are those little dragons gonna be picked on by the the other dragons at school.

Boy, does the porno version of Eragon is really bad.


Damn, I'm even lamer than Jay Leno, for having to get all of those out of my system.
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Andrew
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2006, 09:51:55 AM »
Yaddo, you are cut off fromthe eggnog.
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Dennis
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2006, 08:23:30 PM »
As Malcom said in Jurrasic Park "Life always finds a way", when you think about it, it is a pretty miraculous thing.

Yaddo 42 I must tell you that both my wife and I find you funny, most of the time, don't ever change
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Yaddo 42
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2006, 09:38:16 PM »
Thank you, DENNIS, I'm glad someone enjoys them, even I don't sometimes. Every so often something tickles my fancy in the news, in everyday life, whatever - a few bad one-liners pop into my head. I usually try to run with it until I run out of jokes, so I know I'm finished with the topic.


And, Andrew, after your recent bad encounter with eggnog, I'll leave the stuff alone as a general precaution.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2022, 01:40:55 PM »
Quote from: trekgeezer on December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM
Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc


Oh, sure they'll believe some lizard, but when I tried to make that claim, sheesh.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2022, 10:41:54 PM »
Quote from: ER on January 25, 2022, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: trekgeezer on December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM
Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc


Oh, sure they'll believe some lizard, but when I tried to make that claim, sheesh.


Some pretty serious thread necromancy there, ER!
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2022, 06:42:16 PM »
Its called Parthenogenesis.  It's be documented in some reptiles, fish and birds.
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2022, 01:48:36 PM »
Quote from: WingedSerpent on February 02, 2022, 06:42:16 PM
Its called Parthenogenesis.  It's be documented in some reptiles, fish and birds.

Occam's Razor says some boy dragon sneaked in her bedroom window.  Wink.

But, yes, parthenogenesis is amazing.
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