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Ash
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« on: January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM »

If you could wield the power of the Force, what would be one funny thing you'd do?

I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over.   Smile  Thumbup
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2021, 09:28:57 PM »
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I once came up with a comedy sketch called Lawn Jedis about feuding neighbors who discover the force...

Maybe I'd use my light saber to prune the hedges...
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2021, 09:36:14 PM »
Maybe I'd go downtown & use that super speed thing to play keep away with the muggers...
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2021, 12:36:20 AM »
Quote from: Ash on January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM


I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over.   Smile  Thumbup



Why would you risk hurting animals?  Bluesad

Force Push an entire herd of Klan members over and you'd be a hero  Smile
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2021, 12:36:52 AM »
Cause snakes to levitate through the room during the next boring faculty meeting . . .
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2021, 12:54:07 AM »
Make the pants on people who p**s me off at work fall down.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2021, 09:18:49 AM »
Lift heavy boxes with ease, but that’s not funny.
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2021, 05:43:42 PM »
I'd buy a motorcycle that doesn't work, then go where the bad boys go & drag race it until I had enough money to buy a bike that does work!
I'd even use the force to make the engine sputter & cough so nobody would know I'm sittin' on a piece of junk that don't even run!
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2021, 07:11:52 PM »
Make cheap special FX. “Need a flying spaceship? Sure, we can do that!”

Audience: That matte painting looks fake.

Me: (Waves hand) It looks perfectly real.

Audience: It looks perfectly real...
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