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I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley

« on: January 06, 2007, 07:10:05 PM »

MLaw's Wacky Warning Labels

I think my favorite was “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.”


Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 07:32:51 PM »

What, you've never thought the washing machine would be a quick way to bathe the kids?

I guess I'll have go take my copy of the Yellow pages out of the car.

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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No More Ribs For You!

« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 12:59:30 AM »

It alway enlightens me to know that I'm not the... ummm uhhh... Unsmartest talkin' & words & stuff fellow in the world.

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 12:24:59 PM »

My favorite warning is the one on those car sun shades:  Do not operate car with shade in place.

You mean I have to actually be able to see where I'm going?
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