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Dr. Whom
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« on: January 05, 2007, 09:10:09 AM »

Give visitors a fright! A snip at 19.97$ at Amazon.com!

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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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Hey, I'm in the situation room ! ! !


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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 11:50:37 AM »

Looks like a TP monster that would go nicely with the over/under post.  Smile Basement toilets need grinders to help waste travel upward, this may be a solution for those devices and if you use the basement toilet regularly then it should be enough to keep it from coming out looking for food.

By the way my neighbor just ran over and asked us for our plunger an hour ago. Would you let your neighbor borrow your plunger or would you just let him keep it?
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uuummmmmm.....BOO!


« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 12:24:33 PM »

 Lookingup Looks like a new kind of hemorrhoid removal tool. And Scott, let them keep it... Twirling
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Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  
Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 11:57:52 AM »

Does this thing lift the lid and rise up out of the bowl on command, if it does I want one for when we have people over.
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We're all just victims of circumstance


« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 06:03:41 PM »

I think we should stop feeding Scott's obsession with toilet humor, it's almost as bad as the one he has for Gigli.

I bet he even has one of these.
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Dr. Whom
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 05:53:02 AM »

I think we should stop feeding Scott's obsession with toilet humor, it's almost as bad as the one he has for Gigli.

I bet he even has one of these.


Now that has SERIOUS prank potential.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2015, 02:52:48 PM »

     When I was a kid, I believed in the toilet monster; I thought that if you flushed the toilet at night, it would jump out and grab you.
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2015, 07:44:27 PM »

A friend of mine who is a Forest Ranger told me about a young woman who was using the ladies room at a campsite for back packers. These are very basic, just like a 1 or 2 hole outhouse, you enter, make a 90 degree turn one way, take a couple steps, then make a 90 degree turn in the opposite direction and there you find a sheet metal commode with a white enameled seat and lid. This is right above a septic tank, there is no plumbing, the concrete floor of the little building is also the roof of the tank. There are vents high up on the walls that are screened with 1/4" hardware cloth and usually no doors. This allows access for wildlife, mostly insects, although my father told he once found a bear but I think he was just trying to make a bunch of 8 year old Cub Scouts nervous. One of my friend's jobs was the weekly maintenance of these units, he'd spend a day hiking around, adding chemicals to the tanks and replacing the toilet paper, he would announce his presence by knocking on the side of the building. this one time he got a response and he told the young woman he'd wait till she came out. He then heard her screaming for help, he started for the entrance, she came out trying to run and pull her pants up at the same time, knocked Alan down and ran about 50 feet away. She later told him that the whole experience of using the facility was creeping her out and that while she was sitting and thinking about how creepy and disgusting it was she felt something land on her back, and then run down her back and across her right leg, that was all it took to get her out of the building. The only thing Alan found in there, besides some flies and a spider's web in one corner, was a medium sized alligator lizard. He figured that when she came in and sat she scared it and it then ran up the wood wall behind her, some how managed to fall or jump and landed on her back, ran down and across her leg and went and hid in a corner which is where he found it.   
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